Hoplophile
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I live at an apartment. We have "Security Officers", all of whom are privately employed (not part of a company). Most of them are quite sweet and just walk around and tell people to be quiet, and some of them are really quite amiable and will chat with you.
However, we have a Mall Ninja. Let's call him S. For starters, S is working a 7 dollars an hour night job. This seems like a sad fate for someone who was once a badass tactical security-cleared straight-up operator. So tactical, in fact, that not only, according to him, is assaulting the other security officers a misdemeanor, but assaulting him is a FELONY!
That's right, apparently, he's like the baddest operator in Iraq and the CIA is protecting him or something.
He also carries a bandoleer of live ammunition.
But no gun.
In addition to this, he drives an old van. On the side of the van, he has printed out, in red lettering, on computer paper:
PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT
The worst part is, he is apparently about 50% of the way to convincing the management that he actually knows what he's doing.
Anyway, he's not any real threat, just a bit loopy. If I find some more stories about him, I'll post them here.
However, we have a Mall Ninja. Let's call him S. For starters, S is working a 7 dollars an hour night job. This seems like a sad fate for someone who was once a badass tactical security-cleared straight-up operator. So tactical, in fact, that not only, according to him, is assaulting the other security officers a misdemeanor, but assaulting him is a FELONY!
That's right, apparently, he's like the baddest operator in Iraq and the CIA is protecting him or something.
He also carries a bandoleer of live ammunition.
But no gun.
In addition to this, he drives an old van. On the side of the van, he has printed out, in red lettering, on computer paper:
PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT
The worst part is, he is apparently about 50% of the way to convincing the management that he actually knows what he's doing.
Anyway, he's not any real threat, just a bit loopy. If I find some more stories about him, I'll post them here.