What makes someone a mall ninja?

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I'm sure this has been asked before but a quick search didn't bring up anything so don't bite my head off.

in another thread someone bought a underbarrel laser for his XD and a few people were saying that its mall ninja like but what makes someone a mall ninja?
 
As I understand it, it's anything done solely for cool factor over tactical necessity.

I still don't understand the "zombie" thing. Can someone explain that one too?
 
The zombie thing... It's a saying.

"If you're ready for zombies, you're ready for anything." Basically, means stockpiling lots of ammo, and preparing for "the worst" to happen. It can't get worse than Zombies... soo you should prepared for them :cool:
 
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"If you're ready for zombies, you're ready for anything."
Basically, means stockpiling lots of ammo, and preparing for "the worst" to happen.
It can't get worse than Zombies... soo you should prepared for them
Oh great, I'm borderline tin-foil hat area now, I don't need anymore paranoia to compound that.

I wonder about the history of the term 'Mall Ninja'? If its about tactical gear gone overboard what mall are they shopping at?!?
 
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donning the flame suit here...

I'd suggest that when someone spends more time playing first person shooter games than they do putting lead down range, they just might be a mall ninja. :neener:
 
It's just the cliche of the moment. It means someone is putting "toolset" above "skillset." Buying stuff they don't need instead of training to use realistic tools effectively. Usually it is accompanied by the habit of decking oneself out in lots of tactical clothes (or BDUs), trying desperately to look like someone who's capable and deadly, without the training and skills to back it up.

Originally, the idea was spawned out of folks' general derision for the type of private security guards that often patrol shopping centers. Folks who have very little authority, but like to give folks the impression that they have a serious and dangerous job, and a few of whom may have adopted over-the-top outfits and equipment which help to flesh out a fantasy life of danger and bada$$itude. (Google "Gecko45")

No...just read this: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ Danger, it is funny enough to make a grown man pee on himself. You are warned! :D

Nowadays the definition has expanded to mean anything that might be just a bit over the top, or an attempt to "buy skills," or to solve a skills problem through better/more equipment.

Simply putting a laser sight on an xD really isn't all that bad an idea, but you do need to understand what a laser sight can do, and what it can't. Ideally, you'd have a lot of training with your sidearm without a laser and then with one. Once you're good with the basics, you can use niche tools to expand your capabilities, if you still believe they will help you. Not really a Mall Ninja issue, but, like I said, the definition seems to be covering a lot of things these days.

-Sam
 
trying desperately to look like someone who's capable and deadly

in '90 we did covert insertion training with Seal Team 2 down off Vieques...

their XO was a LCDR who had been an enlisted seal in Nam and had been awarded SIX Silver Stars....

his neck was as big around as my thigh...

that dude had the most "stealy eyed killer of the deep" grey blue eyes I have ever seen. He was polite and professional.... but it was a little unnerving to be around him. We tried to coax sea stories out of him at the wardroom table... but he wasn't much of a talker.

I was just glad that he was on our side....

He was the antithesis of a mall ninja...

no BDUs required.... That dude's eyes said it all.
 
What if I want a bayonet for a pistol because I think it's funny, though?

I have a bayonet for my 20" AR, too. It's a metaphorical sharpened steel middle finger to Bill Clinton and Joe Biden.
 
I still don't understand the "zombie" thing. Can someone explain that one too?

I find it hard to believe that anyone that hasn't been living in a cave the past 30 or more years wouldn't have heard of zombies in some fashion by now.

Don't you people ever go to the movies or watch television? :rolleyes:

Yes it's a far-fetched idea, but allow me to add a little viability to the scenario:

Widespread human rabies epidemic; again far-fetched, but not impossible.
 
Mall ninjas outside the internet have always been mall security guards. Mall ninjas on this forum are people who own a piece of a equipment that others don't see a need for.
 
I'd suggest that when someone spends more time playing first person shooter games than they do putting lead down range, they just might be a mall ninja.

I dunno about that. I know a couple of guys in Iraq doing that right now :)
 
ArmedBear said:
What if I want a bayonet for a pistol because I think it's funny, though?
Wanting something because it's funny isn't the same as thinking that thing is a good idea...

Werewolf said:
I do think that is cool and maybe even useful.
Just out of curiosity, could you describe a scenario in which it would be useful? Besides opening packages I haven't come up with one yet. I really would be interested in how this thing could possibly be genuinely useful.

Werewolf said:
Kind'a tough to find a holster for it though...
Real "Operators" just sheathe the bayonet in their leg. :D

The Real Mags said:
Mall ninjas on this forum are people who own a piece of a equipment that others don't see a need for.
Isn't that the truth. TheFuddRoad.org :D
 
...Mall ninjas on this forum are people who own a piece of a equipment that others don't see a need for.

...Which...

Would pretty much guarantee that by that definition most of us would qualify as a mall ninja.

Cool - I'm a mall ninja! Where do I go to pick up my tactical wheel barrow.
 
Just out of curiosity, could you describe a scenario in which it would be useful? Besides opening packages I haven't come up with one yet.

I'd call that useful. Haven't you ever wrestled with a package to the point that you contemplated just pulling out your CCW gun and shooting the !@#$ strapping tape off it?

Well, the bayonet provides a last line of defense against following through on such an impulse.:D
 
Gryffydd said:
Just out of curiosity, could you describe a scenario in which it would be useful? Besides opening packages I haven't come up with one yet.
me either... but I won't rule out the possibility. :D
 
Hey, I know....boar hunting. Mount it on a 10mm. If you get charged and empty all 17 rounds without stopping the charge you can use it as a mini boar spear :D
 
As I understand it, it's anything done solely for cool factor over tactical necessity.

Guilty. Witness Hillary, the most evil squirrel killing rifle in history. My buddy's granddad loved it so much we built one for him too.

I'd suggest that when someone spends more time playing first person shooter games than they do putting lead down range, they just might be a mall ninja.

Also guilty. The range here closes at 5, which is an hour before I get off work. That limits my range trips to the weekends. And I LOVE COD6MW2.

And I own quite the collection of BDUs. Then again, I spend a lot of time in the woods, and they're comfortable. And practical.

Then again, I'm still a reserve officer with the SO, so maybe it's ok.
 
I read through that mall ninja origin thing and it was just freaking hilarious. and i believe specops was just playing along. someone said that it was steyrAUG
 
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