I listen to Coast to Coast.. I don't buy most of it.
It's generally entertaining.
Favorites of Late:
Bush is/was a Nazi because his anscestors did business with Krupp steel and tried to keep us out of WW2 (I think that was the carnegies wasn't it?)
---Problem. I know a lot of people whose grandfathers were Nazis or racists. Also know a lot who were patriots, doesn't mean you are. By this rational my Grandfather was a flight engineer.. so am I.
Bush is/was the leader of Al-Qeda, purely an invention of the Skull and Bones society that secretly runs the world.. Al-Qeda was created to keep us 'at war'. Ala 1984.
----Problem: OK if they are alread "in control" why do they need more control? Frat boys rule the world? Frat boys rule the world? Frat boys rule the world? Al-Qeda was around under Clinton too.. is he part of it?
True conspiracies:
The Patriot Act. Probably a useful tool in the war on terror, but worse than the war on drugs as far as civil liberties go. Some dark miniomn of Set dreamed this one up.
Kennedy assasination: All I know for sure is the Russians didn't do it. I'd likely blame the Mob, or the mob acting as an instrument of 'All the king's men" who knew Kennedy's liason w/an East German spy might come to light. (and I'm NOT making that up).
American idol. There is NO good reason 27 minutes of a CNN broadcast should be allocated to 'who won, Clay or Ruben?" Who the heck gives a rat's hindquarters? didn't something happen in Benin, or French Giuyana that was more newsworthy? By the way, expect to see the Antichrist karaoke his way through "Beleive in Love" by Cher.
Greeting Card Companies and deforestation. Even the French figured this out. Greeting Card companies "invent" holidays so you'll buy cards. This was true of Valentines day, now its true of Sectretaries day. Save a tree, send an E-card.
Soccer Moms are our enemies! Ok most are just trying to make ends meet and are secretly happy that for once its nice to return to the relative sanity of a only one parent forced in to zaibatsu like working conditions and spending all the scheckels at the fatory store. BTW the "fatory store" is now Ikea, the Sharper Image, and SUV manufacturers. One of these days little Barbie better than you is going to shuck her humanoid face and start live swallowing rats because she's tired of the charade.