I am currently sitting here in my underwear thanking Jeebus, again, that I am single and can walk around in my underwear with impunity, but if I were actually wearing pants, this is what I would have:
Back Right: Wallet, checkbook.
Front Right: One of the three knives I carry (Spyderco Native, Spyderco Endura, Benchmade Griptilian) and a can of Grizzly Straight.
Front Left: Blackberry Pearl.
If I am wearing my vest or jacket, I have started carrying around a SAK Super Tinker in addition to my other knife, and that is usually where I store my keys and stuff too.