In my pockets.
Lighter, Cigarettes, matches, chewinggum, double ***** *****, flashlight, PhotonLight, UNLUBRICATED condoms (for other things as well), programmable radio ("scanner") (which latches onto the nearest transmitting source, so even if you're scrambled, I know when to keep an extra eye out), OTTO earplug, aluminum foil, cellphone, cash, credit cards, steel creditcard/smartcard container, handcuff keys, public restroom dispenser keys, national tourist lodge association universal key, ****** with 19 ****** in it, 72 ***** ******, coins, microscopic bottle of *** ***, half a ******** *** and 5 ******** *******, reporters writing pad, write-upside-down-underwater pen, warm thin ski-mask, thin leather gloves "bodysearch" type, re-usable emergency "space" blanket, disposable hearing-protector plugs, a bigger and s******* ******* *****, 2 s***d, 2 coal, 4 paracet, 2 chlorine, 4 iodine, 4 Imodium, and a RadDetect radiation detector, and sunglasses.
Oh yeah, and I know it doesn't count as "in your pocket", but; black dial, crystal-glass, brushed stainless steel wristwatch with compass, altimeter, barometer, chronometer, and some pretty useless functions like thermometer and alarm.
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Hmmmm, I got an error message telling me to re-submit that post. But it turned up twice anyway.
Sorry.