AGH! My Brother is an anti!

[Samurai Penguin]

Hey Nick:

His statements included that "not that many houses get broken into in Baltimore", "I don't think that I would feel any safer with a gun", "everyone says that if your house is broken into that you should just pretend your sleeping."

An acquaintance of mine, Vinnie "the Spleen" Scarducci, would like to know where your brother lives, how many high-dollar items he's got, and whether his ol' lady is cute. He's always on the lookout for undefended targets, ya know?



I think most of the suggestions given here are valid, but there's a small part of me that would be tempted to get a few friends together and stage a home invasion, just to prove the point. Here's hoping you can convince him...I was born in Baltimore, and it's a pretty hardcore town as far as I know...!

 

[El Tejon]

:banghead:

How did this happen? Apparently he went all Eloi on ya! Must be the air or water out there. Time to train him up!