Funniest comebacks for antis?

[wingnutx]

"I'm glad you trust the government enough to grant it an absolute monopoly on force."

This works great with Bush in the whitehouse.

 

[Carl N. Brown]

my previous post was sombre...

so I'll lighten up.

Anti: you have a gun to compensate for your phallic inadequacy.

Me: I have a gun to protect myself or an innocent in case of attack.
To compensate for my phallic inadequacy, I had a lesbian friend
teach me **************.

 

[Justin]

And on that note...