Him: "Did you hear about that shooting in Canada."
Me: "Oh, yeah. Just goes to show you you can't believe everything you see on TV. That's obviously a made-up story."
Him: "What the *&^% are you talking about?"
He: "Well, they said on the news that the guy shot some people on a college campus in Canada, so it's obviously false, he couldn't have brought a gun onto a campus, it's illegal to do that in Canada."
Him: "So what?"
Me: (Acting agitated) "Look, you can't bring guns onto college campuses in Canada, it's ILLEGAL! There is no way this story actually happened!"
Him: (Actually agitated) "That is so stupid! Do you really think that some guy who is planning on shooting a bunch of people is going to CARE that it's illegal to bring the gun on campus? He's about to shoot people!"
Me: "Exactly!"