OK, so what the heck is a "mall ninja"?

[Tom Servo]

Work at a range on a Saturday. You'll see plenty.

 

[bluestarlizzard]

honestly, if i ever meet a honest to god mall ninja, i'd be tempted to do the same thing i do to the 16 year old "we're so original" punk rockers.
"AWWWWWW..... look at the 'wittle mall ninja, all dressed up in his CUTE little outfit. arn't you just a darling!"
attack of the "cutie curse"

 

[fletcher]

If you're ever at the local gun store, and see someone show up looking like this:

Odds are it's a mall ninja.

 

[yesit'sloaded]

Or like this

or this

And they usually carry something like this

 

[fletcher]

^ I can't tell if the thing on the front of that pistol is a fancy rail, heatsink, or some sort of bizzare musical instrument.

 

[Working Man]

I can't believe I read all that.... again. Still funny as all get out.

Best part...

I SALUTE YOU SIR! Oh, what's that? I'm supposed to use all five fingers? So sorry...

Post 28: ETP, Exploding tactical pants alert.

If you're ever at the local gun store, and see someone show up looking like this:

 

[308win]

I read the post excepts by Gecko45 and Specops and I assume that this was all a giant hoax perpetrated by these two said 'ninjas'. I admit to being gullible and naive but if this is not the case then these two person's mothers had to be working at Three Mile Island; how else could you explain it?

 

[obm]

Mall Ninja Uniform

 

[revjen45]

When I read that I was incredulous. It had to be parody- still hilarious, though. Maybe they guy was just off his meds that day- probably Imipramine.

 

[Geronimo45]

Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn't get training. Not true. We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup.

Y'all know that's a codeword for Airsoft.

 

[AZ_Rebel]

OK Folks... let's make Jeff Foxworthy proud of us... here's a start:

If you wear your black trousers tucked into black hi-top boots and a black T-shirt with a "tacktickle" multi pocket vest to the range with 3 of your identically attired buddies... YOU MAY BE A MALL NINJA.

If you own a crankdriven rapid fire device or can discuss the finer points of "Bump Fire"... YOU MAY BE A MALL NINJA.

If you have more than $200. invested in your BB Gun... YOU MAY BE A MALL NINJA.

If you don't know what a Mall Ninja is... YOU MAY BE A MALL NINJA.

 

[Leanwolf]

Here is a Mall Ninja's not only preferred long gun, but only acceptable one, to join the Certified International & Honorable Order of Mall Ninjas Inc.



L.W.

 

[macFarlaine]

We have them in the UK they are called security guards.They are genrally ex forces well trained and don't need a weapon to deal with an incident...

 

[308win]

We have them here too; they are called Security Guards here also, generally not ex-special forces and generally not well trained. Their typical K9 unit consists of an over weight Sheltie.

 

[Acheron]

This is great stuff and we all get a good chuckle out of it but I see one little problem...


The problem is that some antis intrepret this as being true/realistic and then characterise everyone who has a CCW as 'vigilantes'. This generalisation leads to more backlash and restrictions on CCW which is the last thing we need. So be sure to laugh and have your fun, but always keep in mind that some people may take this a little too seriously.

 

[Cmdr. Gravez0r]

and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.

I'm dying. I am 99.99999% certain was messing with us. "I asked a serious question.." oh man he was good at it too. Hats off to Gecko45.

 

[RNB65]

Google Gecko45 and you'll learn all you need to know about mall ninja's.

 

[Robert Hairless]

Mall Ninja is one of those fast food stores in food courts that sell nasty egg rolls.

 

[kurtmax]

I was gonna post the extreme shock picture. But it seems someone beat me too it!

 

[Rachen]

If you have dreams about mp-5's and Al Quaeda in airports, you're a mall ninja.

Whoa, hold on a sec. Al Qaeda in airports? I think we had something like that before. A couple hours before the sky above NYC was filled with toxic smoke. They are a REAL threat. Now, a thought bunch of kids in the nearby Gamespot toting 7mm Remington Magnums and laser gripped Springfield XD's is mall-ninja stuff and downright comical, but Al Qaeda in airports??? No, man, nooooo!! These are serious threats, and I don't think anybody who cares about their lives and the lives of their loved ones would want to encounter THAT again.

 

[Rachen]

By the way, what became of Gecko45? Where has he gone? He should come back and give us a few more hearty laughs

 

[25ACP]

This might be the funniest thing I ever read. I've heard the term and deduced its' meaning from context, but I never knew the origin. HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Gunnerpalace]

It was my understanding he made a few more post and disappeared off the face of the earth or at least changed his name........I doubt he would try that again.

 

[rayman]

A lot of high road members fit this description. Far out man...

 

[davepool]

I've wondered about that term myself for a while now.....funny, I work with a "mall Ninja" and didn't know it; the guy i'm taking about tells us he joined the Delta force because Rangers are wussies, we usually just nod,smile and walk away