That's Sandy's "stealth car" Nobody notices those cars because they are everywhere. Only trouble is finding it in the parking lot in Tulsa.
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I would have had a ball if I had been the officer that responded to a call like that.
After five minutes of blank and silent staring, and utter confusion, I would have went and purchased the young man a nice kids six shooter pack and a little hat just to watch the crazy ladys head explode.
After five minutes of blank and silent staring, and utter confusion, I would have went and purchased the young man a nice kids six shooter pack and a little hat just to watch the crazy ladys head explode.
sm
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FPrice,
I appreciate the link, and as stated before, you are most welcome.
Larry,
You werent; supposed to tell off on me. I only went to the wrong car once ...I was playing Chauffer for your wife and her friend. I didn't even try the key in the door.
Not my fault a car exactly like yours parked next to yours. I noticed the seat was pulled up way to short for me to have driven that Taurus.
I'm not saying Larry is short or nothing, I mean we can be eyeball to eyeball, just takes Larry standing on the tailgate of my truck is all...
That reminds of the most stupid thing while we were in Tulsa. NO CCW in the restuarant that morning...well after the fat person moved from in front of NO CCW sign there wasn't *ahem*...
That evening eveyone had at least one gun in hand at the motel...in plain site, sharing, talking, admiring... I know some were concealed.
I appreciate the link, and as stated before, you are most welcome.
Larry,
You werent; supposed to tell off on me. I only went to the wrong car once ...I was playing Chauffer for your wife and her friend. I didn't even try the key in the door.
Not my fault a car exactly like yours parked next to yours. I noticed the seat was pulled up way to short for me to have driven that Taurus.
I'm not saying Larry is short or nothing, I mean we can be eyeball to eyeball, just takes Larry standing on the tailgate of my truck is all...
That reminds of the most stupid thing while we were in Tulsa. NO CCW in the restuarant that morning...well after the fat person moved from in front of NO CCW sign there wasn't *ahem*...
That evening eveyone had at least one gun in hand at the motel...in plain site, sharing, talking, admiring... I know some were concealed.
sm
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I'm in central Arkansas.
We gots a white trash trailer doing duty as a Prez Library, where the Security I'm told make TSA look like Boy Scouts.
Across the river from the white trash trailer is a Turkish submarine, named after a whale. Dat was money well spent...*ahem*
We top the list for bad stuff, and at the bottom of the list for good stuff.
We pay too much money for a State Computer system that don't work, throw more money at the system - all the while the old computers are for sale in a warehouse to the public with folks SSNs and other sensitive information on HDD.
We don't have a Hwy Dept , or Hwy system. Everyday the Hwy trucks go out with buckets, shovels and LOTS of Orange Barrels and move entrance and exit signs. We just dodge barrels, get stuck in traffic, behind wrecks, and the trick is to make it somewhere in one pc.
If you want to turn around because you missed your exit, you have to go to TX, OK, LA, TN or MO - them states have places to turn around, we don't.
Crooked Politicians we got, we have a shortage of pockets for them to steal from, the CP keep multiplying too fast.
You know how some folks send kids off to college out of state, and the kids come back to a job, make money, and all that?
Here Folks send kids out of state to attend college the kids stay gone and send for the parents later. Hard part is the waiting the parents have to do. Kinda lean at times with everyone pulling companies out - closing them. The kids work part time flipping burgers out of state, attending college- making more money than parents with education staying here with a "good job".
Guns we got, places to hunt and shoot too.
Granted it gets to be a bitch trying to dodge the gang fights, richochets, Flashing lights of LEO, EMTs and Fire trucks.
Most folks roll over in normal sleep. If I don't wake up at least twice each hour to the sounds of shots fired, or sirens...something is wrong. I often check my hardwood floor in the middle of the night under ambient light...doesn't everyone else?
And that was the good stuff - you don't want to know the bad.
We gots a white trash trailer doing duty as a Prez Library, where the Security I'm told make TSA look like Boy Scouts.
Across the river from the white trash trailer is a Turkish submarine, named after a whale. Dat was money well spent...*ahem*
We top the list for bad stuff, and at the bottom of the list for good stuff.
We pay too much money for a State Computer system that don't work, throw more money at the system - all the while the old computers are for sale in a warehouse to the public with folks SSNs and other sensitive information on HDD.
We don't have a Hwy Dept , or Hwy system. Everyday the Hwy trucks go out with buckets, shovels and LOTS of Orange Barrels and move entrance and exit signs. We just dodge barrels, get stuck in traffic, behind wrecks, and the trick is to make it somewhere in one pc.
If you want to turn around because you missed your exit, you have to go to TX, OK, LA, TN or MO - them states have places to turn around, we don't.
Crooked Politicians we got, we have a shortage of pockets for them to steal from, the CP keep multiplying too fast.
You know how some folks send kids off to college out of state, and the kids come back to a job, make money, and all that?
Here Folks send kids out of state to attend college the kids stay gone and send for the parents later. Hard part is the waiting the parents have to do. Kinda lean at times with everyone pulling companies out - closing them. The kids work part time flipping burgers out of state, attending college- making more money than parents with education staying here with a "good job".
Guns we got, places to hunt and shoot too.
Granted it gets to be a bitch trying to dodge the gang fights, richochets, Flashing lights of LEO, EMTs and Fire trucks.
Most folks roll over in normal sleep. If I don't wake up at least twice each hour to the sounds of shots fired, or sirens...something is wrong. I often check my hardwood floor in the middle of the night under ambient light...doesn't everyone else?
And that was the good stuff - you don't want to know the bad.
CGofMP
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I am wordless.. however a picture comes to my mind:
Who says inanimate objects do not occasionally take human form....?
Who says inanimate objects do not occasionally take human form....?
HI express
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Here in California
SM,
Looks like some of our loonies in California escaped to your home town.
Thought they all gravitated to our state.
SM,
Looks like some of our loonies in California escaped to your home town.
Thought they all gravitated to our state.
Waitone
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<Copies into Personal Retort Catalogue>
entropy
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You are far too kind, sm! I'm ROFLMAO just reading it, and it's a good thing I set my bottle of V8 down before I read it, or you'd owe me a new keyboard! I'd have been laughing at the busybody too hard to say what I'd really want to, which is "Put your tinfoil hat back on and grab another Haldol, honey, cause it's a long ride back to the sanitarium." 
Very astute young man, your Texas ranger friend! I hope you mentioned THR to his mother.
I'd have been laughing at the busybody too hard to say what I'd really want to, which is "Put your tinfoil hat back on and grab another Haldol, honey, cause it's a long ride back to the sanitarium." Very astute young man, your Texas ranger friend!
I hope you mentioned THR to his mother.SM told us all:
M'thinks thou dost protest too much.
I read not too long ago that Arkansas has the fastest growing economy in the US.
Scaring off leftist, statist, sheep immigrants are we?
then regaled us with how horrible it is to live there...
M'thinks thou dost protest too much.I read not too long ago that Arkansas has the fastest growing economy in the US.
Scaring off leftist, statist, sheep immigrants are we?
Ryder
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Hilarious story there sm.
Only thing you forgot was to tell her to write her congressman. I usually can't resist that one on people who won't mind their own business. Shuts them up in a hurry... Or maybe it's just the way I say it? Hehe
Only thing you forgot was to tell her to write her congressman. I usually can't resist that one on people who won't mind their own business. Shuts them up in a hurry... Or maybe it's just the way I say it? Hehe
sm
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If you are a crooked Politician perhaps.
Picture me in khaki's with a sharp creases, cordovan penney loafers are shined to a spit polish,long sleeve, button down collar blue oxford shirt is crisp, my tie is striped and the knot is impeccable, accented by a blue blazer. I'm clean, neat, hair combed, teeth brushed and moustache is trimmed.
I arrived early to two interviews, I even used my own Waterman Pen to fill out some paperwork.
I am overqualified, I look too Professional [
] I might "intimidate" the younger persons in charge, I am currently enrolled in college, I have years of "living" and "work experience in security sensitive areas and stress related occupations". Oh and according to my Resume' [ on the desk face down] "I am a free thinker and do not require supervison in my work."The fact they are laying off folks at both these places I find out probably has nothing to do with not hiring me I suppose.
Amazing what you find out when you mosey to the smoking area and just visit with employees.
I also learned something, you folks with blue trucks pay attention: " Did you arrive in a blue truck, washed, waxed and in clean appearance?'
"Yes ma'am , as a matter I fact ...".
"Folks with blue vehicles and that keep them clean are known to be too independent, and resourceful..."
I must have missed that in Sociology, and Psychology , first time I have heard that!
I knew 2 of my classmates were being laid off, big companies pulling down big money, email checked a second ago, add two more.
So feeling a bit let down and all, I go to a parts store. All I wanted was Brakleen to clean a gun.
"Sir ( I look around, oh great, he is talking to me) you do not want that CRC Brakleen."
"May I ask why I don't?"
"Because you have drum brakes on the rear of your truck"
"I know that, I do have disc on the front"
"No you don't"
"Yes I do"
"No you don't - listen I am a parts associateI just finished a 8 hour class".
"Wanna bet?"
<looks around, arms folded, smug look>
"Sure".
"If I have discs on the front , drum on the rear, I get two cans of this CRC Brakleen and a 20oz Coke - If I don't, I will pay you double of what these are worth".
Outside we go , me all dressed nice and all...
He get onto the ground and looks...$%&)#
So as he hands me my FREE CRC and 20oz Coke..." what are you going to do with this stuff anyway?"
"I am going to clean guns"
<hands to face, jaw drops> OMG!
I think next time I go to a job interview,I'll wear faded jeans, my old tennis shoes, wrinkled shirt. I am going to carve a big "W" on a bench and humm Alice's Resturant and yell out from time to time " I wanna kill".
Probably be offered a CEO position -
Just my luck I'd be offered the head of AR Democratic Party with an office in the white trash trailer with a view of a Turkish submarine.
I ever mention I put myself up for adoption? Please send photos of Quail, shotguns, trucks and farm fishing ponds. Prefer TX, AZ, CO...will leave options open for other states tho'.
Havegunjoe
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Camping this past summer.
At one campground we went to we saw a couple little boys playing cowboys. They had real capguns and caps. 
It was great to see. Reminded me of my youth. Man, kids are missing a lot these days.
At one campground we went to we saw a couple little boys playing cowboys.
They had real capguns and caps. It was great to see. Reminded me of my youth. Man, kids are missing a lot these days. Omaha-BeenGlockin
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Just think what would happen if she caught sight of a little exposed leather from a CCW holster or the clip hanging out from a tactical folder----maybe she'd go into a massive fit and have a heart attack right there on the sidewalk.
And do us all a big favor.
And do us all a big favor.
Fred Fuller
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Steve,
You have got to be some sort of magnet.
WHAT sort of magnet I don't know... trouble maybe?
8^)
lpl/nc
You have got to be some sort of magnet.
WHAT sort of magnet I don't know... trouble maybe?
8^)
lpl/nc
So did the boy ever escape from the bad guys?
Concerning jobs in Arkansas: What is your major in? You might need to come on up to the Kansas side of Kansas City in Johnson County Kansas and try your luck in finding a job. I ran into all sorts of BS when I tried to get a job in northwestern Arkansas and southwestern Missouri.
Concerning jobs in Arkansas: What is your major in? You might need to come on up to the Kansas side of Kansas City in Johnson County Kansas and try your luck in finding a job. I ran into all sorts of BS when I tried to get a job in northwestern Arkansas and southwestern Missouri.
Phyphor
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hell,
I remember waaaay back when I was 4 or 5 or so, strapping on my cap 6 shooter and blasting BGs in my back yard. Nobody on the block looked twice at me.
Now, they'd probably call the cops.
I remember waaaay back when I was 4 or 5 or so, strapping on my cap 6 shooter and blasting BGs in my back yard. Nobody on the block looked twice at me.
Now, they'd probably call the cops.
RobW
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I am ABSOLUTELY convinced, that there is a virus out there, liquifying people's brains. Only affects heartbleeding "liberals".
As a figure-skater gets faster and faster in a pirouette, the incompetence in this country that was once America has piled up with ever increasing speed in the last 10 years. :banghead:
As a figure-skater gets faster and faster in a pirouette, the incompetence in this country that was once America has piled up with ever increasing speed in the last 10 years. :banghead:
CAS700850
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My day started bad. My three year old son, not really awake yet, "tinkled" on my foot. The parking brake on my car seized up, and it took an hour to get it to release (with the much appreciated help of the "I can fix anything" neighbor). I get to work late to learn that the boss was looking for me, and one of my big cases is going to hell in a handbasket, which is why the boss was looking for me...
And now, I've got a smile on my face, picturing sm and the Doc very gently pushing this idiot to the breaking point by simply telling her the truth.
Thanks for making the day better, sm.
And now, I've got a smile on my face, picturing sm and the Doc very gently pushing this idiot to the breaking point by simply telling her the truth.
Thanks for making the day better, sm.
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