silverlance
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two guys walk into a store.
one asks to see a sig. he keeps trying to tell his buddy about how great the p228 is, but the other guy just smirks.
"that's very nice, but I prefer swords."
"that might be great to swing around, but you can't walk around with a sword all day."
"i beg to differ!"
"you're going to strap a sword to your back when the big one hits (earthquake)?!"
[darkly} "I have many places to hide things on me."
"ok, tell me - some guy start shooting at you, you're going to pull out your sword?"
"no, i'm going to take cover. then I'm going to let him come at me, with three feet of steel out in front."
"dude, the guy's got a gun. he doesn't need to come at you."
[darkly} "only if he knows where i am."
"he's already seen you, man."
"so? I can run if I want to."
"you're 260 pounds"
*scoffs* "I can move faster than people think I can."
other customers start listening in.
"what about distance? how are you going to stop someone from hurting your family?"
"that's easy. don't have any family."
"dude, you live with your mom."
*peevishly* "I don't care about my mom. swords never run out of ammo, so i'm stickingly with swords."
"they dont run out of ammo because they can't shoot."
"I don't need to shoot!"
"you don't know how to use a sword!"
"that's not true. I practice all the time."
"how??"
[darkly} "you just never see me."
ps:
it's called the pederson
one asks to see a sig. he keeps trying to tell his buddy about how great the p228 is, but the other guy just smirks.
"that's very nice, but I prefer swords."
"that might be great to swing around, but you can't walk around with a sword all day."
"i beg to differ!"
"you're going to strap a sword to your back when the big one hits (earthquake)?!"
[darkly} "I have many places to hide things on me."
"ok, tell me - some guy start shooting at you, you're going to pull out your sword?"
"no, i'm going to take cover. then I'm going to let him come at me, with three feet of steel out in front."
"dude, the guy's got a gun. he doesn't need to come at you."
[darkly} "only if he knows where i am."
"he's already seen you, man."
"so? I can run if I want to."
"you're 260 pounds"
*scoffs* "I can move faster than people think I can."
other customers start listening in.
"what about distance? how are you going to stop someone from hurting your family?"
"that's easy. don't have any family."
"dude, you live with your mom."
*peevishly* "I don't care about my mom. swords never run out of ammo, so i'm stickingly with swords."
"they dont run out of ammo because they can't shoot."
"I don't need to shoot!"
"you don't know how to use a sword!"
"that's not true. I practice all the time."
"how??"
[darkly} "you just never see me."
ps:
I had a guy call up wanting a semi automatic Bolt Rifle. He was dead serious and swore that he saw one on Remingtons Web site.
it's called the pederson