entropy
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Better yet, a bikini. Freeky Tiki.
Yo Mama So Tactical
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Better yet, a bikini. Freeky Tiki.
axmurderer
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... she has a laser sight on her fly swatter
... watching American Shooter gets her hot
... SOF magazine calls her to ask advice
... watching American Shooter gets her hot
... SOF magazine calls her to ask advice
grampster
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Yo' Mama so tactical:
She use a reloader to re-supply her soap dish.
She wear night vision goggles to take out trash.
Her jogin' shoes be boony boots.
She drag her leaves in parachute silk.
When Skunky come home late, she say "Drop and gimme 20"
She need CCW to carry her purse.
Her Red Man can in camo.
She use a reloader to re-supply her soap dish.
She wear night vision goggles to take out trash.
Her jogin' shoes be boony boots.
She drag her leaves in parachute silk.
When Skunky come home late, she say "Drop and gimme 20"
She need CCW to carry her purse.
Her Red Man can in camo.
Omni04
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hahahaha! see this thread isn't dying!
peacefuljeffrey
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Yo mama so tactical,
her hair dryer gots a New York Trigger.
Yo mama so tactical,
her tampons are TMJ.
Yo mama so tactical,
her sunglasses got glare shields.
Yo mama so tactical,
your baby carriage had run-flat tires on it.
Yo mama so tactical,
when she at the checkout line, she don't ride up on the next shopping cart any further than she can see the wheels of it over the top o' hers.
Yo mama so tactical,
all her kids' clothing had buddy-drag loops on the collars.
Yo mama so tactical,
she pack you MREs for school lunch.
Yo mama so tactical,
when you was a kid, she accurized your spitball shooter fo' ya.
-Jeffrey
her hair dryer gots a New York Trigger.
Yo mama so tactical,
her tampons are TMJ.
Yo mama so tactical,
her sunglasses got glare shields.
Yo mama so tactical,
your baby carriage had run-flat tires on it.
Yo mama so tactical,
when she at the checkout line, she don't ride up on the next shopping cart any further than she can see the wheels of it over the top o' hers.
Yo mama so tactical,
all her kids' clothing had buddy-drag loops on the collars.
Yo mama so tactical,
she pack you MREs for school lunch.
Yo mama so tactical,
when you was a kid, she accurized your spitball shooter fo' ya.
-Jeffrey
CleverName
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Yo mama so tactical...
She uses her 5-alarm Chili to reload OC sprays - and it's stronger than stock.
She uses her 5-alarm Chili to reload OC sprays - and it's stronger than stock.
Zach S
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I dont know why I didnt think of it before, but when I was a little kid I heard someone say "yo Mama wears combat boots," the geek he said it to didnt miss a beat, and replied with "that's cuz she's on the SWAT team!"
I dont know if his Mama was really on swat, but AFAIK he never got picked on again...
I dont know if his Mama was really on swat, but AFAIK he never got picked on again...
entropy
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See peacefuljeffery, it's not so hard. Those are good, not sure about the absorbancy of TMJ though....
Those are good, not sure about the absorbancy of TMJ though.... NIGHTWATCH
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Yo Mama So Tactical!......
.....her bedroom slippers have steel toes!
.....her bedroom slippers have steel toes!
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