Your a true gun nut if...

[Wedge]

you might be a gun nut if...

your cordless beard trimmer smells like Rem-Oil.

you know what Rem-Oil smells like.

 

[W Turner]

Sleeping Dog......I actually named one of our dogs Stoner. Both as an homage to Eugene Stoner and becuase he frequently looks like he just got baked.



W

 

[Warren]

YMBAGN if, while logging your ending mileage you see that it is 22609 and go "That is correct, Sir!" While nodding to yourself. Then later reflect that you missed 22045.

 

[Ky Larry]

When the PIN # at you banks ATM is 76239.

 

[Nitram68]

... or if you open your gunsafe in front of your sister-in-law She sees what's inside, shakes her head, walks away and calls you a gun nut

 

[smokemaker]

When you spend two days doing nothing but calling dealers to find the gun you happen to be craving at that time to find one in stock within 8 hours driving time, and then spend the third day driving to and from Brewerton Sporting Goods to get that gun. 3 hours each way. Not too bad. Love the gun.

 

[t wayne]

You might be a gun nut

if you go looking for toll free phone #s that are a series of calibres.

 

[MAURICE]

I had a cockatiel named Annie Oakley...may she rest in peace. She had an unfortunate run in with a heavy door.

 

[BluesBear]

If you know for certain that your state will NOT let you have vanity license plates that say GUNNUT or GUN NUT but that they will allow you to have TUNNUG.


Now if I can just afford it before April...

 

[jobu07]

You spend the money you had set aside for lunch that week on ammo or a new gun...

 

[Black Dragon]

I have one friend that named her dogs Ruger and Winchester.

I knew a guy who named his one of his kids Colten - Colt for short. His wife
wouldn't name the kid just Colt. His second boy's middle name is Winchester.


He wants to name the next boy, if they have one, Sam, as in Sam Colt. He's
asked that no one tell his wife where the name Sam came from.

 

[Lonestar.45]

When all of your computer passwords are gun-related.

MosinNagant, K98Mauser, Springfield1903a3, etc. etc. I've used them all in the past.

Doing this is the BEST security where I work, because there are soooo many anti and lib types around, there is no way in he** they are going to figure out these passwords by guessing. hehe...

Aside from that, I love the smell of Hoppes #9, cosmoline, and the smoke from Remintgon .22lr shells after some rapid fire out of my Marlin Model 60.

 

[Omaha-BeenGlockin]

Had an old girlfriend who's last 4 digits of her phone number were "1911"-----while the gal wasn't memorable----I still know the number.

 

[pete f]

you have ever had to say this

"Honey.... that safe has alway been under the stairs, you just did not see it before, it was hiding behind the other safe and all the gun cases...."

and you get away with it