Remington788
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If we have a son, my wife has agreed to let me name him Colten. 
Your a true gun nut if...
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Sleeping Dog
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You might not want to name any of your kids "Stoner". No matter how much you like the black rifle.
trubluedog
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I have a friend who named his cat "Simonov", I am sure his significant other still hasn't figured it out.
Hoppe's should make a perfume, name it #10. Or water down Cosmoline for the same purpose.
My 16 year old daughter thinks this would be a great idea. That's my girl!!!
Hoppe's should make a perfume, name it #10. Or water down Cosmoline for the same purpose.
My 16 year old daughter thinks this would be a great idea. That's my girl!!!
DWS1117
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No problem. Thanks for the correction.
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You might be a gun nut if...
-You buy the six packs of itty bitty Tobasco Sauce so to have containers for gun lube.
-If you have ever lubed a gun with Tobasco from one of them itty bitty bottles...because of...err...umm...
Guilty !
-You buy the six packs of itty bitty Tobasco Sauce so to have containers for gun lube.
-If you have ever lubed a gun with Tobasco from one of them itty bitty bottles...because of...err...umm...
Guilty !
DWS1117
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So, how did the Tabasco work as a gun lube? What kind of gun?
armoredman
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[Jim Carrey voice] Smokin'![/Jim Carrey voice]
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Old Colt Gov't Model 1911.
Lubed great!
I can shoot without my glasses still ( it seems- somewhat ) ...need 'em to lube it seems. I keep them itty bitty's everywhere...some with lube, some with Tobasco...
It is Denny's fault - he is the one that shared this tip...
Lubed great!
I can shoot without my glasses still ( it seems- somewhat ) ...need 'em to lube it seems. I keep them itty bitty's everywhere...some with lube, some with Tobasco...
It is Denny's fault - he is the one that shared this tip...
WvaBill
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Coffee signs remind me of WWII here...Ju 88;88mm main gun
A Variation on the Theme
I went through Marine Corps infantry training with a kid whose legal
name was U. S. Navy. You think that boy didn't catch h*** from some
training instructors?
And I use the terms "kid" and "boy" with utmost respect, because that's what
we all were at the time.
Walter
I went through Marine Corps infantry training with a kid whose legal
name was U. S. Navy. You think that boy didn't catch h*** from some
training instructors?
And I use the terms "kid" and "boy" with utmost respect, because that's what
we all were at the time.
Walter
artherd
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You sold a car, and took out a small loan, to buy a $9,000 rifle/scope, JUST because they were about to ban it!
You fell asleep with above item cradled lovingly in your arms...
You go stand 45* off the barrel of a braked .50BMG, and tell your friends "try it with your mough open! <BOOOM!>"
You fell asleep with above item cradled lovingly in your arms...
You go stand 45* off the barrel of a braked .50BMG, and tell your friends "try it with your mough open! <BOOOM!>"
EllisWyatt
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In Jeff Cooper's Commentaries he once mentioned some commando school (?) where of 308 candidates, 223 washed out. I kept waiting for the punch line, but it just never came.
Then there were the two mailboxes across the street from each other near where I used to live, labeled "308" and "223".
Then there were the two mailboxes across the street from each other near where I used to live, labeled "308" and "223".
Andrew Rothman
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He's a big, blocky, ugly cat, but he was cheap, and darned if he doesn't go "meow" every time you pull his tail....
eagle45
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If . . . . you just have to read this thread.
And as you read you think:
Did that one.
Did that one.
Thought about doing that one.
Whats wrong with that?
I thought everyone did that!
And as you read you think:
Did that one.
Did that one.
Thought about doing that one.
Whats wrong with that?
I thought everyone did that!
possenti
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...Your friends and family buy you shirts for Christmas that hang low enough to cover your Fobus paddle holster.
...When your 11 year-old daughter tells you if you're "printing" when you CCW in public with her. It's a game called "print check".
...At least that's what I've heard from friends...
...When your 11 year-old daughter tells you if you're "printing" when you CCW in public with her. It's a game called "print check".
...At least that's what I've heard from friends...
mcneill
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I have a dog named Shane. (SHANE, come back!! Come back, Shane!!)
Jim
Jim
Mrs_trubluedog
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I read in one of the many gun magazines of my husband's, where a writer said, and I quote, "Jeff Foxworthy once said, If your gun safe is bigger than your refridgerator... You might be a Redneck... Dang it, Jeff that ain't Funny!"
Personally, it is more like you might be a GUN NUT!
Personally, it is more like you might be a GUN NUT!
HEAVY METAL 1
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You might be a gun nut if:
you go to the range to shoot just so you have more empties to reload...
You collect brass at the range of calibers you don't have a gun of yet, but hope you eventually will...
You stop at the range right after work even though you don't have your gun just to pick up brass ...
you get to work early to park in spot 762 in the parking ramp...
you go to the range to shoot just so you have more empties to reload...
You collect brass at the range of calibers you don't have a gun of yet, but hope you eventually will...
You stop at the range right after work even though you don't have your gun just to pick up brass ...
you get to work early to park in spot 762 in the parking ramp...
know a guy named kentucky and both of his brothers were also named after rifles. my wife gave me the screen name junke as she jammed a 308 crtrige in my arm... or was it 300mag. anyway. she tells me to go out back and get a "Fix" when im in a pissy mood. the fix is of course is a couple 20 rnd mags
Hardtarget
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ouly a gun nut...
...stops the gas pump (not quite full) just so the reciept will have a cool calibre number.
...chooses his alarm code to match cartridge designations.
...stands at his reloading bench for half an hour reading his loaders manual...even though he knows there's no time to reload tonight.
...knows exactly how much ammo in all the different calibers is in the cabinet.
...you notice the vehicle tags with the "gun" numbers.
...you have almost a thousand 12 and 20 ga. shells to reload...but you don't own a shotshell reloader.
...I'm Mark...and I have a problem...this is me.
...stops the gas pump (not quite full) just so the reciept will have a cool calibre number.
...chooses his alarm code to match cartridge designations.
...stands at his reloading bench for half an hour reading his loaders manual...even though he knows there's no time to reload tonight.
...knows exactly how much ammo in all the different calibers is in the cabinet.
...you notice the vehicle tags with the "gun" numbers.
...you have almost a thousand 12 and 20 ga. shells to reload...but you don't own a shotshell reloader.
...I'm Mark...and I have a problem...this is me.
Not that I'd know or anything.mbs357
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Give me her number, we'll all get along great. =X
*looks at clock* 1:24, I lose. =(
My dad uses the exact same password for the exact same function. =O
You're a gun nut when
You turn off your cable, phone service and live off peanut butter sandwhiches for 2 weeks just to purchase your next handgun a little quicker. You continue doing this for 3 months because you enjoy being able to purchase a new weapon every two weeks.
You turn off your cable, phone service and live off peanut butter sandwhiches for 2 weeks just to purchase your next handgun a little quicker. You continue doing this for 3 months because you enjoy being able to purchase a new weapon every two weeks.
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