Best Ammo Names of All Time!

[SabbathWolf]

I don't know if the ammo names at FireQuest are the best, but if you read the descriptions, you'll get a good laugh.

http://www.firequest.com/exotic-shotgun-ammo.html

For example, the "12 Gauge Terminator X" is described as:

"The lethality contained within the hollow core slug of our terminator 12 GA almost can't be advertised. Upon impact, this slug mushrooms and expands to nearly two inches, stopping the slug from totally penetrating your objective. This rapid expansion forces the dozen of tiny pellets to spread through your objective like a cancerous disease, opening an area at the impact point equal to a softball. The cavity created has the shock effect of 95%. That means only 5% of any living being could survive this kind of hit. 2 3/4" round"

Dragon's Breath and Satan's Toothpicks sounded pretty cool......lol

 

[rodinal220]

The original Skorpion Hydra-Shock(38spl) before it was sold to Federal.

Kawser Pin Grabbers

 

[HARV6]

Black cloud

 

[Blind Dog Jake]

From the 60's ---- Super Vel

 

[TenDriver]

NOT anything with the name "Thug" in it. Deer Thug, Turkey Thug...... No thanks.

Anything with a "7" as the last digit is pretty sweet. Works great in car motors as well. Who's going to argue with a 327 or 427? (although ending with a 2 or 6 is just as cool).

.900JDJ has a nice ring to it. So does BMG.

 

[2@low8]

Speer (?) "Lawman"

 

[OregonJohnny]

Buffalo Bore has a round they call the "Deer Grenade".

They also have a multi-caliber line called "The Outdoorsman" - heavy, hardcast lead flat-nose bullets in common handgun calibers.

 

[Texan Scott]

+1 for "Varmint Grenade"... does what it says on the tin, LOL.

 

[rick melear]

Guess I'm old school, Super Vel

 

[Lantern]

.577 T-Rex gets my vote

DING DING!! .577 Tyrannosaur and its 220 lbs of shoulder blast gets my vote.


Although 50 BMG gets my number 2 vote

 

[Potatohead]

that is quite funny Navy guns...i didnt know shock effect could be measured so precisely

 

[Twmaster]

I wanna see a brand called "Grim Reaper".

 

[Bubba613]

I heard a suggestion for a brand called "Ghetto Reaper" with the chalk outline of a body on concrete as the logo.

 

[2@low8]

PMC "Ultramag"

This was taken off the market after a short time, so I've included their ad.

 

[k_dawg]

Garret 44 mag "Hammerhead" ammo.

Always liked 'Hirtenberger'

 

[Elkins45]

Flying Ashtray. (even though it was just a nickname).

Yeah, but they can't use that one anymore because the word ashtray is a reference to smoking

Deep Curl is the worst name...sounds like an exercise.

 

[FuzzyBunny]

I always thought "Unicorn Farts" would be a good name.
How could anyone make them sound like Evil Man Killers?

 

[2@low8]

Remington "BuckHammer"

 

[lilguy]

WINLITES allowed me to keep shooting clays after 3 shoulder rebuilds.

 

[19-3Ben]

Am I really post #45 and the first guy to mention EXTREME SHOCK FANG FACE!!!!

All you have to do is whisper the name to an attacker and he'll give up!!!!

You know that DiFi checks under her bed every night to make sure there are no stray rounds of Fang Face before she goes to sleep at night!

 

[exbrit49]

Home made!

 

[Texan Scott]

^ A good home rolled... it sure ain't dull, it's just a little blunt ^

 

[JohnnyK]

DRT "Dead Right There" brand... also known as Dynamic Research Technologies... Fang Face is cool... I like slugs or sluggers...
and you can't forget 5.45 x 39 AKA "The Devil's Bullet"

 

[Coop45]

I think someone should make a new design bullet and name it Boomberg; as a little needling to the mayor.

It would be a bullet that would require a very fast rate of twist to "spin it" enough.

 

[barnbwt]

Pure Marketing: Zombiemax
Best Imagery: Varmint Grenade
Most Evil: Black Talon
Best Dressed: Full Metal Jacket
Best Wordplay: LeveRevolution
Coolest Sounding: 50 Alaskan
Most Athletic: Hardball
Most Notorious: Dum-Dum
Lamest: Nosler Partition (everything about the name sounds nerdy )

Buffalo Bore has a round they call the "Deer Grenade".

Why on God's green earth would that sell ammunition? Who's trying to destroy the deer they're hunting?!

I think someone should make a new design bullet and name it Boomberg; as a little needling to the mayor.

Hey, let's all start calling squibs "Boombergs!" It's funny because his legislation couldn't make it down the pipe!

TCB