Best Ammo Names of All Time!

[bonza]

5.5mm Velo-Dog, now there's a cartridge name that always brings a smile to my face!

 

[Plan2Live]

Assuming you are going to load said rounds in your concealed carry pistol or home defense firearm, do you really want to load something with a gimmicky or flippant name? Is that what you want the jury seeing? Prosecutor to jury - "Mr. Jones was so out of touch with reality that he actually purchased Zombie Max ammunition." Holding box up for effect. "The deceased was a homeless man with tattered clothes and open sores on his face. Did Mr. Jones think the deceased was a Zombie?"

No thanks, I'll stick with something like Critical Defense, Critical Duty, Personal Defense, etc.

 

[Gato Montés]

Hey, let's all start calling squibs "Boombergs!" It's funny because his legislation couldn't make it down the pipe!

There's a prostate joke in there somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

You'll find it, just use a dab of lube, and a glove...

CCI Rimfire always had cool names like others have mentioned; Mini-Mag, Stinger, but I'm surprised no one brought up the coolest sounding one of them all!

VELOCITOR!

C'mon, it's got a friggin Velociraptor on the damn box!

 

[Kramer Krazy]

I still have a few boxes of Black Talons laying around. I picked up a box of Zombie-Max ammo to sit next to the Black Talons. Over the years, I've casually looked for a box of Black Rhino ammo, but have never seen any for sale. I'd prefer a box of 45 acp.