When confronted with (a)
[
X] home invader
[
X] unarmed burglar
[
X] Bobo the clown
[] Governator
you should ALWAYS
[
X] rack the shotgun, call 911
[] ready the chambered shotgun, call 911
[] hold it by the barrel with both hands, use voice dial for 911
[
X] grab your "samurai sword" and prepare for 8 years in jail, call 911 anyway
and
[
X] fire two times.
[] fire one time (this is a 12-gauge!).
[] empty the shotgun and the Lord decide (this *is* a 12-gauge!).
Subsequent after-action procedures should ALWAYS include
[] Informing the 911 operator that the assailant is down, express regret.
[
X] Informing the 911 operator that the arse-biting nutbag is *down*, baybee!
[
X] Informing the 911 operator that your samurai sword needs sharpening.
[
X Informing the 911 operator that you were mistaken, ask to borrow a shovel.
In summary, this post
[
X] was actually pretty funny.
[] was derrivative, and I don't mean matehmatically.
[] *eeeerrrZOOOOOOM*
[] eh? (confusion, not Canadian).