Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

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Another Collateral quote:

"Don't get me cornered. You don't have the trunk space."
and
"If you open that trunk, they go inside."

Blade Runner:

"C'mon Deckard, I'm right here, but you've gotta shoot straight!" *gunshot* "Straight doesn't seem to be good enough!"
 
City Heat

Speer: What the hell were you shooting at me for?
Murphy: I wasn't shooting at you. I was trying to distract you.
Speer: Some difference.

Running Scared

Captain Logan: Name me another profession where they let you shoot people.
 
Desperado:

Bucho:

You drive around town...

...you see someone you don't know,
shoot them.

How hard is that? (Bucho grabs gun from Henchman Lieutenant)

Look over there. (Points to Henchman #1)

I don't know him.

Never seen him before. (Other Henchmen move away from Henchman #1)

A gun! (Henchman #1 looks down at his gun in his belt, panics)

It must be him.

(Bucho shoots Henchman #1)

Now, how hard is that?

It's that easy.
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A couple of mentions for HOMBRE already... Here are a couple more from that great flick:

Cicero Grimes: "Now--You put two holes in me and I owe you."
John Russell: "Two's usually enough for most."

Jessie: "Well, what do you figure yours (headstone) is going to read?"
Russell: " 'Shot Dead,' probably."
Jessie: "Don't people take to you, Mr. Russell?"
Russell: "It only takes one who doesn't."
 
It's a 50 caliber. It's only legal in 2 states, and this ain't one of em.......John Candy, Armed & Dangerous

I don't give up my gun without somebody gettin hurt!........Nick Nolte, Extreme Prejudice

Kid, all that hate's gonna burn you up.........Powers Boothe as he watches C. Thomas Howell carve notches on his AK.

Keeps me warm..........C.Thomas Howell

Shoot straight for once, you army pukes!.......Powers Boothe as he dies, Red Dawn

You're a disease. I'm the cure.......Sylvester Stallone, Cobra
 
Armed and Dangerous/We Were Soldiers/Die Hard

ARMED AND DANGEROUS:

A helpful truck driver gives a large single action revolver to ex-cop/armed security guard; JOHN CANDY...
TRUCKER: "This gun is only legal in 2 states, and this ain't one of them!"

WE WERE SOLDIERS:

LTC Moore: SGT Major, are you sure you just want to use your .45 pistol? You're not going to get an M-16?
SGT MAJOR: If I need one I'm sure they'll be plenty laying around.

DIE HARD:

LT John McClaine; "Ever handle a real gun, Bill?"
(When McClaine hands a semi auto 92F 9mm to lead bad guy; Hans Gruber)

Rusty S ;)
 
Another quote from McQ:

In the back room at the gun shop, Lon McQ has just tried out an Ingram SMG on a trash can full of water. Asks to borrow the SMG as he starts loading a canvas bag with magazines and the Ingram.
The shop owner says: Lon, that isn't registered.
McQ replies: Neither am I.
 
Agent Rogersz: Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.


This is from Repo Man (A funny film that nobody has seen apparantly)
 
Lord of War:

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound algemation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.
 
From the Good, The Bad and the Ugly....

Clint Eastwood to Tuco: "There's two kinds of People in this world. Those with loaded guns and those who dig.............. you dig."
 
Hmm.
I haven't seen a movie in quite a while. I think the last movie I saw in the theatre was 'Kingdom of Heavan'. Which I enjoyed but doesn't count because no firearms. Historically I took it with a grain of salt but good entertainment nonetheless.
I've been preoccupied with books.

How 'bout this,
"A fifty caliber Hawkins...(edit)BOOM! (fleeing deer crumples)" - Jeremiah Johnson
 
HAH! I wondered where this quote came from! I just returned from a vacation in Turkey. Turkey has a secular government but Islamist factions are increasingly influential. Also as the most "western" of the Islamic countries it is a popular tourist destination for various Arab and Middle eastern vacationers. So I figured I'd dress as conservatively and inoffensively as possible: I packed chino pants and short sleeve button shirts. But just as I'm exiting a tour of the famous "Blue Mosque" here comes a european or american looking guy with a black tee shirt with an AK 47 on it, and this quote. Gee, I said to myself, I guess I could've gotten away with those shorts with the 'tactical' pockets after all....





I had to double check and make sure no one had already posted it. Kinda surprised, but...

"AK-47, when you absolutely, positively got to kill every (expletive) in the room..."

Samuel Jackson, Jackie Brown
 
A helpful truck driver gives a large single action revolver to ex-cop/armed security guard; JOHN CANDY...
TRUCKER: "This gun is only legal in 2 states, and this ain't one of them!"
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Not quite. It was John Candy's gun and after using it, he gave it to the trucker, Cowboy. (Steve Railsback) What Cowboy said to him was akin to "That's some handgun you got there." Candy replied with the above, It's a 50 caliber..............etc.

Also one of my favorites from one of the most perplexing and mesmerizing movies of all time:

Think of them as fleas on the dog, that gets hit by a stolen car, driven by a drunk teenager, that's girlfriend had just given him the clap. It will help your perspective..............John Hurt to Rutger Hauer, after blowing up his friends in a motorhome, The Osterman Weekend
 
In post #12, the_shootist wrote:

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"So I bet you're thinking - did he fire 5 or did he fire 6? Truth is, with all the excitement I can't remember myself. So, ya feeling lucky punk?"

--Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact - I think )
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That was in 'Dirty Harry', the 1st of the movies with that character.
 
Godfather 1 or 2 -

After taking some slob for a 'ride' -

"Leave the gun, take the canolli"

Its a New York thing.......
 
'We should have shotguns for this....' Sam Jackson-- Pulp Fiction

'This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun' Stewie--the Family Guy (not a movie but much funnier)

'People with guns get to make the rules, people without gun do not...' Dennis Leary--The Ref
 
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Trying to be creative and non-repetitive, I only read the first couple of pages.

"How about if I only raise one hand? Which one do you like better?"

"I used to box for Oxford!" "Yeah, and I used to kill for the CIA." -A Fish Called Wanda

"I'll turn that wall into an expressionist painting." Crockett, "Freefall"

"And I have two guns here. One for each of ya."

(With muzzle on Ike Clanton's forehead) "You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe." -Seconding the protest for Kilmer not getting an oscar nod for Tombstone

"He had an accident. He fell on his knife four times."

"Hablo Smith and Wesson?"

"We could be regular people." "Regular people suck!"

"You have the right to remain DEAD. You have the right to a CORONER. If you cannot afford a medical examiner, one will be provided to you by the state. Do you understand these rights?" -Pretty much all of Running Scared

"This is the AK-47 assualt rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired. Learn to recognize it." -Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge, after a 30-round dancing lesson for his platoon

"You just killed him!" "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him. Open the trunk."

"A million people died in Rwanda, what did you do about it?" "I don't know anyone in Rwanda!" "YOU DON'T KNOW THE GUY IN THE TRUNK EITHER!" -Collateral

"You're talking about the bogeyman! Besides, you know what a (throws the Webley in the suitcase) cautious fellow I am." -Harrison Ford, ROTLA

"Replicants weren't supposed to have feelings. Neither were Blade Runners. Didn't make me feel any better about shooting an unarmed woman in the back." -Blade Runner

(Looking at the damaged wing) "What caused this damage?" "Sparrows." (Looks at the pilot sideways) "Were those 30 or 40 mm sparrows?" -13 Days

"You and your seven-shot six-shooter." Ann Margret to Arnold Schwartzeneggar in The Villain

And still cracks me up every time,

(Raises right hand,) "I swear I will not kill anyone." (Shoots guard in the kneecaps, guard is screaming on the ground,) "He'll live." -Terminator 2.

When I wake up at two in the morning because I remembered more, and get up to post them, and my wife asks me where I'm going, I better tell her I met another woman online or she will be MAD.
 
From 'True Grit'

John Wayne to Dennis Hopper after 'Quincy' (his partner) has stabbed him with a huge knife

Wayne: "Your partners killed you son, and I've done for him."

To which Hopper replies:

"Quincy never done me wrong, 'til he killed me."
 
Mal: Are you offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade? Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy that what you got.
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.

Jayne Cobb bartering with Mal Reynolds to trade Mal's new wife Saffron for his favorite gun. Firefly, Our Mrs Reynolds.
 
Not exactly gun related but a great warrior quote

From The Thirteenth Warrior

Vladimir Kulich who plays Buliwyf:

"Luck often enough will save a man if his courage hold!"
 
" Gunnery Sgt Highway, you should be sealed a glass case labelled, Break Glass Only In The Event Of War!" - Heartbreak Ridge
 
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