snappy comebacks.
Not pithy or short, but when afronted by an anti who won't learn any other way, I tell them about sitting through a rape trial many years ago of a fellow college student.
She was 19, 105 lbs, from a rural background, first time away from home. 2:30 am, alone in cheap apartment.
He was going to school on a football scholarship, 250 lbs plus, on cocaine (one of the first times I'd heard of the drug, way back when) and carrying a 32 revolver with one round, which he showed her and said he'd kill her with if she said a word.
He raped and sodomized her for over an hour. Then he laughed and went on his merry way.
Then I ask them if they would really like to have told this girl she'd be better off without the family shotgun she kept behind the door the rest of the semester. (Yes, she finished it out. But then dropped out of school. Can you blame her?)
FWIW, the rapist was caught, convicted of 1st Degree Burglary, 1st degree rape, and several drug charges. Sentenced to two consecutive life sentences.
I usually then ask if they can guess how much time 2 consecutive life sentences amounted to.
he pulled 7 years, 42 days in State Prison, and was released. He is out there somewhere, right now.
Sorry it's not a fast comeback, but it has served me well in getting the point across to those who think the real world is like TV.