Funniest comebacks for antis?

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Do you believe people should be allowed to defend themselves? Well...yes.

Do you believe people should be allowd to learn martial arts to do it? Of course.

Well, shooting is a martial art. We just don't wear the funny outfits.
 
"Let's get Ronyale White's opinoin on that shall we?"


For those lucky folk living outside the Chicagoland, RW had restraining order against ex, ex calls says I'm comming to kill you, RW calls 911 3 different times, on the 3rd call they get to listen and record the ex killing RW. :barf: :fire: :cuss: *

Link http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=News&id=3381992

Or I tell them about the last time I called 911 I was in an apartment that was being broken into, it took 45 minutes for a unit to respond.*

NukemJim

*This is NOT a slam against CPD. CPD is outnumbered little if any community support, not paid enough and not as well equipped as they should be.
 
Abolition of guns

This works for pretty much every pro-gun-ABOLITION statement I've heard:

Gun abolition punishes the innocent along with the guilty. That's wrong. It's wrong for the same reason that the Holocaust, apartheid and the Jim Crow laws were wrong. It assumes that all members of a group should be punished for the misdeeds of a few.
 
A few of my coworkers were discussing guns one day and one of them said he would never own a gun--he said that regardless of the situation, he'd take a cellphone over a gun.

The next day, there was a news story about a man killed and eaten by an alligator. Naturally that became the topic of discussion for the same group. One of the pro-gun proponents said to the anti: "I'll bet that guy sure wished he had a cellphone!"
 
I was postulating a road trip with a couple of friends of mine, who happen to be a couple themselves.

The young lady asked me, "Do you have to bring a gun?"

To which I replied,

"Don't worry. It's okay. You don't have to bring one."
 
"You carry a gun!?"

"Don't be silly. Of course I don't carry a gun. I carry two guns."

"TWO!? Why do you need TWO!?"

"So that if something bad happens, I can give you one because you were too naieve to plan ahead."

(Alternatively I like, "Becasue sometimes life is too short to reload.")

Nio
 
She wasn't an anti, just young. My teenage babysitter asked me once, "Why do you carry a gun? Guys like guns, girls don't."

I replied, "Girls get raped. Guys don't."

(Of course, both of us were wrong -- as generalities usually are -- but it made a really good sound bite!)

pax
 
She wasn't an anti, just young. My teenage babysitter asked me once, "Why do you carry a gun? Guys like guns, girls don't."

I replied, "Girls get raped. Guys don't."

What was her reply and or look on her face?
 
"People with guns are compensating..."

"If I were compensating, I wouldn't be carrying a gun with a 3 1/2 inch barrel."

pax
 
bigbore:

She laughed a quick laugh, then stopped abruptly and said, "Good point." :D

Like I said, not an anti. Just young. I taught her how to shoot not too long after that.

pax
 
Dog not, lest ye too be dogged

My wife's Democrat/liberal/sheeple girlfriend from college days: "So what do you think about Dick Cheney shooting his friend on that hunting trip in Texas?"

Me: "What do I think? I think that Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than Dick Cheney has with his shotgun.":D
 
My late father once said in response to his mildly anti younger sister:
Aunt: "Why do you carry a pistol with you?"
Dad: "Because my rifle won't fit on my belt."

I used close to the same line on an inlaw a few years ago. He now has his CCW.

Back when I attended college and subsequently worked for the University, I dealt with quite a few antis that ostensibly believed in “cultural relativism.” Man were they easy to defeat in an argument.

Pithy phrases don't come to me quickly, so I don't use them often. I will usually try to reason with folks, but some are unreasonable. When this is the case, I paraphrase a quote that I read on one of the gun boards years ago... I don't recall who said it:
"For some, no explanation is necessary . For others no explanation will do."
 
"Gun Control COULD reduce gun crimes... Here is how we do it:

In cooperation with EVERY government in power we:

1. Confiscate firearms from all legal owners - including armies and police
2. Confiscate firearms from all criminals
3. Cease production of all arms and ammunition throughout the world
4. Kill all the scientists and engineers
5. Through a campaign of "re-education", all knowledge of pyrotechnics, physics, chemistry and metallurgy will be removed from Earth's populace
6. Wait 450 years for all firearms to degrade to an unusable state
7. Allow the Human race to be overtaken by damn dirty apes

As you can see, in theory this gun control plan will abolish all gun crime in just a little more than 450 years... let me ask, is there any time too long to wait for our children's benefit?"
 
Another simple one:

"If you expect the police to always be able to protect you, why are the ones who show up at crimes called 'detectives' instead of 'defenders'? Detectives try to find a criminal after they've committed a crime."
 
Here's one from a friend of mine when he asked, "Why do you keep a gun in your room for self defense?

My response.

"First off, I don't keep a gun, I keep a few guns. Secondly, I am mature enough to shoulder the responsibility of protecting my loved ones under any circumstance that may present itself. I bear this responsibility with pride. If you feel like it is not your place to defend your loved ones, then you need to really take a good long look at the definition of "love"."
 
Them: I hear you're 'into' guns

ME: Yep.

Them:Wot guns you got then?

ME: .44 Magnum Handgun.

Them:I thought handguns were banned in England???

ME: Yep (with a wild manical smile)

Them:Oh....

ME: still smiling:evil:

Them:walking away....quickly


If asked if I'm compensating for something, I'll whip out a mini-revovler and let them judge:)

And when asked why I like guns,

"Because I just f**king do alright"
 
Q: Why do you need to carry a gun?!

A: For life, liberty, Cheryl, Molly and John.

A: Because my family is way too valuable to me to leave in the hands of an murderous assailant.

A: In case I need to shoot someone. ;)
 
Gunbanner: They should ban all guns to stop all this violence.

Me: You are absolutely right. Look how well banning things worked for prohibition and the war on drugs.
 
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