Help me come up with a good phrase for this photo.

[Blackbeard]

You're about to fall, and you won't get up.

 

[hdrk1955]

This is gonna hurt me more.........

 

[hdrk1955]

WHO's not going to bingo??????????????

 

[Drgong]

Backbeards is the 2nd best, only to the great "Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

 

[hdrk1955]

Grandma's gonna kill Ralphie!

 

[XD_fan]

Doc FTW!!

Perfect caption for the picture. Granny has good trigger discipline too!

 

[streakr]

I cain't hear ya. Shout into the open end!!

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[ColinthePilot]

Doc had me rollin, but here's my attempt.

Its a nice piece, metal, but .357 is a little light for my taste.

 

[springmom]

Doc for the win, Blackbeard gets second. I'm laughing too hard to think of an entry.

Springmom

 

[rainbowbob]

Doc for the win, Blackbeard gets second.

I don't know...that may have to be decided by a coin flip.

"You're about to fall, and you won't get up." is very funny.

Perhaps closer to the original would be:

"Oh dear, you've fallen - and you can't get up."

 

[ravenwolf71]

Give me back my teeth.

 

[rc109a]

Are you sure this thing is loaded?
or
don't worry sweety,this thing is not loaded...
or
What do you think will happen when I pull the little dohicky?

 

[pistolero6869]

You say you didnt know my name was Mrs Oakley!!!

 

[3KillerBs]

+1 on the chat with Jesus, but feeling safe comes close.

 

[TCB in TN]

#1

"Hurry up and try to rob me so that I can shoot you and get back to my tea."

#2

"Oh dear, you've fallen - and you can't get up."

#3

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

To funny, you guys crack me up!

 

[The Tourist]

"I don't give a crap about the Olympics, you put "The Guiding Light" back on right now..."

 

[RNB65]

"Go ahead, make my day."

 

[Claymore1500]

Jamie's got a gun!


And just for the record, if you look close you can see her middle finger IS on the trigger, so much for the end of her index finger when she touches that thing off.

 

[blackcash88]

What the machine gun granny said... 'I'm gonna shoot him in the toodles."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYXJYQZ3FX0

 

[Sistema1927]

"Size does matter."

 

[jonmerritt]

How dare you, picking on a defensless, little ol lady!!

 

[moss590]

I Said Get Off My Porch!

 

[.cheese.]

Say cheese

?? you rang?

 

[ASM826]

How about, "Now, if you'll just stand there while I try to cock this thing, I'd be ever so grateful."

 

[Pat-inCO]

"And then he said "I'M GOING! I'M GOING!! ........."