yongxingfreesty
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there is a mall ninja at work, always bragging to me about how his xD subcompact is the best. i get a glock, he says his xD is better, better reviews and everything. I get my p226, he says the same thing. usp, same thing.
one day, I go to work and told him I shot my friends AR at 50yds.
mall ninja: 50yards? pftt, maybe 50ft.
me: people shoot their pistols at 25yards so **** noob.
mall ninja: Oh
i just made him look really stupid in front of a few gun buddies, made fun of him for a week straight.
2nd encounter
mall ninja: hey, i took my ak to the range today shot it at 150yards.
me:you posted up your own targets in the middle of the range?
mall ninja: what?
me: shortest distance is 50yards, then 100 then 200.
mall ninjah, (confused look on face) it was 100yds then.
me:whatever mall ninja (he was trying to pretend not to shoot at 50yds)
he also brags about shooting his 10/22 full auto and his ak having full auto markings. i just dont believe a damn thing he tells me. he tells me he has a CHL, but doubt it( prob a driminal record and dont know why he would want the whole world to know, i am not close to him at all).
im glad i left that place.
one day, I go to work and told him I shot my friends AR at 50yds.
mall ninja: 50yards? pftt, maybe 50ft.
me: people shoot their pistols at 25yards so **** noob.
mall ninja: Oh
i just made him look really stupid in front of a few gun buddies, made fun of him for a week straight.
2nd encounter
mall ninja: hey, i took my ak to the range today shot it at 150yards.
me:you posted up your own targets in the middle of the range?
mall ninja: what?
me: shortest distance is 50yards, then 100 then 200.
mall ninjah, (confused look on face) it was 100yds then.
me:whatever mall ninja (he was trying to pretend not to shoot at 50yds)
he also brags about shooting his 10/22 full auto and his ak having full auto markings. i just dont believe a damn thing he tells me. he tells me he has a CHL, but doubt it( prob a driminal record and dont know why he would want the whole world to know, i am not close to him at all).
im glad i left that place.