Dr. Seuss visits THR
Ah, the topics you see on THR.
Gee, that sounds almost Dr. Seussian!
You asked for it....
Oh, the topics you’ll see on the THR forum
where the simplest question will gather a quorum
of experts (and others) who’ll argue in detail
over how to clean barrels, how not to pay retail,
and how to shoot snowflakes or estimate resale,
converting the antis to gun-loving toters,
and lubing your guns with the oil from motors,
and how you should carry, or what you should wear,
one round or fifty, and how to take care,
offending the in-laws off-hand or on purpose,
and what kind of ammo is used by the Sherpas
while porting for climbers on Everest’s slopes,
or how to shoot grizzlies while dangling from ropes.
Oh, the topics you’ll see on THR
Like what kind of ammo to use on a car
Or a zombie or maybe a rampaging rhino…
(And most of the answers should be “Darned if I know…”)