Okay, real answer.....yes.
And my family has many concerms about me. They don't understand why I carry a gun in Church, of all places. I told them it was to make sure the preacher kept to the Good Book and not bring in any of the new age crap. They didn't think that was funny.
They also think its weird that each of my vehicles is equipped standard with a rifle of some sort.(legally of course).
The best though was when we had some friends over for dinner from church. The guy is a gun enthusoast and Champoin Competition pistol shooter. His wife pretends to hate guns.
So were talking after eating and she (my friends wife) says something like, "so your wife says you have something like 30-40 rifles in your gun closet, is that true?"
I do a quick count in my head and think not even half that but let's play along...."yeah, so?" I reply.
What do you need all those guns for?" she asks.
"So I can arm the neighborhood when the SHTF." I say
Her eyes got as big as saucers until she realized I was joking (not really, but I convinced her I was).
Later that night I ask my wife, did you really tell her I had 30-40 guns in my collection?
"Yes" she says.
I'm thinking....AWESOME, I can go get more guns to fill the gap!