Yo Mama So Tactical
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jlwatts3
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+4 for the cali
No matter what you say Jeffrey.
No matter what you say Jeffrey.
Nathaniel Firethorn
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...with just what she got in her bathrobe pockets she could clean up Camden and Trenton. Then grab her makeup case and neutralize Newark.
...NEVADA banned her, too! (OK, peacefuljeffrey?)
...she glasbeds the petunias.
...she reads her kids bedtime stories from Paladin Press.
- pd
...NEVADA banned her, too! (OK, peacefuljeffrey?)
...she glasbeds the petunias.
...she reads her kids bedtime stories from Paladin Press.
- pd
Gary in Pennsylvania
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LOL!BigSlick
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Yo mama's so tactical, that when she says she's wearin' a belt today it does mean the feminine protection kind... in 7.62x51
Yo mamas's so tactical she got's Murray U, FJ and Chad on the speed dial of her TAC phone
Yo mama's so tactical, she get's to ride with the Mall Ninjas
Yo mama's so tactical, Janet Reno calls her to light the grill for a party of 80 of her best friends and family
Yo mama's so tactical even Lon Horiuchi wouldn't shoot her in the back
Yo mama's so tactical she could bitch slap Steven Segal in one of his own movies
Yo mamas's so tactical she got's Murray U, FJ and Chad on the speed dial of her TAC phone
Yo mama's so tactical, she get's to ride with the Mall Ninjas
Yo mama's so tactical, Janet Reno calls her to light the grill for a party of 80 of her best friends and family
Yo mama's so tactical even Lon Horiuchi wouldn't shoot her in the back
Yo mama's so tactical she could bitch slap Steven Segal in one of his own movies
entropy
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...and there'd be a long line behind her.
Yo mama so tactical, she make Linda Hamilton in T2 look all frilly and lace.
crazyXgerman
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Yo mama so tactical her shower cap is made out of kevlar
Yo mama so tactical her pillow is filled with buckshot
Yo mama so tactical her pillow is filled with buckshot
wolf_from_wv
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- hair drier has a bayonet lug with a curling iron attached.
- buys makeup compacts in the sporting goods section during hunting season.
- spike healed shoes are appropriately named.
- paring knife is Cold Steel Recon Tanto.
- buys makeup compacts in the sporting goods section during hunting season.
- spike healed shoes are appropriately named.
- paring knife is Cold Steel Recon Tanto.
peacefuljeffrey
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Fine, as long as we all recognize that it just doesn't make any sense.
It's kind of like a car dealer's ad saying that they give "UP TO AT LEAST $3000 for your trade!!"
"Up to at least"?? :
-Jeffrey
Gary in Pennsylvania
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Bwaaa haaaa! Funny!
chopinbloc
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...she put in a hogue toilet seat
...the furrows in her garden are one kevlar deep, two kevlars wide and as long as she is tall.
...her moo-moo has cargo pockets.
...she carves notches in her salad shooter.
...people stop her at the grocery store and say "could i please get your autograph, mr. schwarzenegger?"
...the furrows in her garden are one kevlar deep, two kevlars wide and as long as she is tall.
...her moo-moo has cargo pockets.
...she carves notches in her salad shooter.
...people stop her at the grocery store and say "could i please get your autograph, mr. schwarzenegger?"
chopinbloc
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...she has a trijicon endorsement contract.
...she appeared in the rguns calendar.
...she uses blackout drive and nvgs on the way home from church.
...her birthstone is teflon.
...her turkey baster is moly-coated.
...she has a briefcase with a ballistic panel insert and a nef .300 winmag handi-rifle inside.... ooooh, burn!
...her strawberry shortcake recipe reads: 1850 grains sugar...
okay, i know i have too much time on my hands, but i can't help it, this is just too much fun.
...she appeared in the rguns calendar.
...she uses blackout drive and nvgs on the way home from church.
...her birthstone is teflon.
...her turkey baster is moly-coated.
...she has a briefcase with a ballistic panel insert and a nef .300 winmag handi-rifle inside.... ooooh, burn!
...her strawberry shortcake recipe reads: 1850 grains sugar...
okay, i know i have too much time on my hands, but i can't help it, this is just too much fun.
Hemicuda
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Her vacuum is crew-served just like her s.a.w.
She gave you a G-36 (in 7.62 Nato, of course!) for your 6th birthday...
H&K sends her their latest products for field testing
She trained the local SWAT team...into a team better than Delta
She read Che Guevara's "Guerrilla Warfare" to you for bedtime stories when you were little (reading it right now...)
She cooks supper over C4
She knows what really happened to Bin Laden- it involved her
The missing weapons of mass destruction from Iraq showed up in her backyard
She also took the Comanche prototype- it is in the backyard, along with the WMD's. She figured that if it wasn't good enought for the Pentagon, that she would give it a good home.
People stopped playing loud music in your neighborhood after they learned it attracted mortar fire...
She taught you to field strip and reassembal all major military fireams before you were 5.
You got thrown out of school for carrying a K-BAR because she tossed it in your lunch bag
H&K sends her their latest products for field testing
She trained the local SWAT team...into a team better than Delta
She read Che Guevara's "Guerrilla Warfare" to you for bedtime stories when you were little (reading it right now...)
She cooks supper over C4
She knows what really happened to Bin Laden- it involved her
The missing weapons of mass destruction from Iraq showed up in her backyard
She also took the Comanche prototype- it is in the backyard, along with the WMD's. She figured that if it wasn't good enought for the Pentagon, that she would give it a good home.
People stopped playing loud music in your neighborhood after they learned it attracted mortar fire...
She taught you to field strip and reassembal all major military fireams before you were 5.
You got thrown out of school for carrying a K-BAR because she tossed it in your lunch bag
Marko Kloos
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What's a tactical dad to do? 5.11 doesn't make diaper bags.
Fortunately, these folks do. I swear by mine.
peacefuljeffrey
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I dunno, people. These are gettin' less and less thought-out, more and more silly and preposterous... I think the thread's dyin' a painful death. 
-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
2nd Amendment
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Jeff, I love ya man but we gotta do something about your sense of humor there!
Yeah, yeah, I can't think of any good tactical-momma comments myself, gimme a break.
Yeah, yeah, I can't think of any good tactical-momma comments myself, gimme a break.
chopinbloc
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gets my vote.
macavada
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She changed the underwires in her bras to +5% extra power wires (to help improve feeding).
Sportcat
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She wears a thong made out of 550 cord.
She has a son nick-named "Skunky."
She has a son nick-named "Skunky."
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