grumpycoconut
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My kid's pink cricket has a folding pistol grip stock and a bayonnet lug. Does she qualify?
You know you're a mall ninja if....
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winchester '97
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If you think you need a pistol caliber carbine for everyday carry, or your carry gun is a sig 556/ak47/ar15 pistol.
ezenbrowntown
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Here's GeckkoFourtyFive's most recent writings, it oozes mall ninja..........
(BTW, I love how a chopper, worth more than the price of the mall, is needed to "protect" the mall. LMAO!)
http://www.facebook.com/notes/geckko-fourtyfive/neonazi-revenge/385179912421
well, yesterday i gunned down two shoplifters in a parking lot firefight. They were part of a neonazi gang. They sent a revenge team. I was in the food court with two mall security officers when A bad guy popped up, firing a colt commando with a beta c mag from the panda express counter. We dove for cover. I pulled m SCAR BA (badass) .338 lapua carbine and unfolded the stock as my two partners did the same. Another one came out of the arcade waist firing a Remington 1100 sawn off and converted to full auto, PGO stock and converted to usas 12 drum mags. I unloaded a mag on the panda express and sent him diving for cover. A bad guy tried strafing us dual wielding a mac 10 and a tec 9. I fired a burst and one round hit him, he went to the ground, and then opened up with his walther p99. I kicked over a table and took cover behind it, the wimpy 9mm rounds failed to pierce it. My two partners unloaded their SCAR BAs and shredded him. Buckshot was all over our heads and we fired at the remington 1100 wielding thug and he took off. The bad guy with the colt jammed, but the wall behind him was breached and two mall security with FN FAPs (fullauto police) 10 guage semiautos hosed him. I took off after the shotgunner out the food court doors into the parking lot. I the doors around me shattered. Two neonazis in bdus were firing a ruger mini 14 and a aks74u at me. I withdrew a frag and threw it. They dove for cover, the grenade blowing up and launching the car in a flip that landed on and crushed one neonazi. The other one was up dual wielding the aks74 u and his partners mini 14. I tried getting up for a shot but two rounds hit near me, then another hit my scar and sent it flying. I saw a van and in the door was two bad guys with grizzly big bore 50 bmgs and leaers scopes. The guy I chased was now unloading with a fresh drum from the remington. I had my Special weaons .40 SMG out but it wasnt enough to counter snipe. Then two mall security snipers on the roof engaged the van with their 98 bravos and got in an extended fight. A pkm gunner opened up from an applebees roof across the lot. I threw smoke and tried to flank the enemy position. My partners were now out laying down cover. A roof team of mall security had set up a mortar and called a strike on the snipers, who were hit by HE and fried in the van. I rolled under a car and out, and fired the high quality secial weapons, but it jammed halfway through. Must be bad ammo. the wounded guy aimed his aks74 u at me but it clicked empty. i plled my collapsible katana out, flicked it open and using a ninjitsu spin sliced him to the ground. His friend with the remington popped out. i tried to draw my glocks but the roof snipers hit him in the chest downing him. A Mall security directorate chopper appeared, using the 20 mm vulcan cannon to engage the pkm gunner. He wa sshree\dded, and his partner jumped of the roof, breaking an ankle. He tried firing a smith model 10 as he ran but a bean bag from a mall security 870 tacpro took him down. We brought jhim in for interrogation. This just shows malls are not as safe as you think they are.
(BTW, I love how a chopper, worth more than the price of the mall, is needed to "protect" the mall. LMAO!)
http://www.facebook.com/notes/geckko-fourtyfive/neonazi-revenge/385179912421
well, yesterday i gunned down two shoplifters in a parking lot firefight. They were part of a neonazi gang. They sent a revenge team. I was in the food court with two mall security officers when A bad guy popped up, firing a colt commando with a beta c mag from the panda express counter. We dove for cover. I pulled m SCAR BA (badass) .338 lapua carbine and unfolded the stock as my two partners did the same. Another one came out of the arcade waist firing a Remington 1100 sawn off and converted to full auto, PGO stock and converted to usas 12 drum mags. I unloaded a mag on the panda express and sent him diving for cover. A bad guy tried strafing us dual wielding a mac 10 and a tec 9. I fired a burst and one round hit him, he went to the ground, and then opened up with his walther p99. I kicked over a table and took cover behind it, the wimpy 9mm rounds failed to pierce it. My two partners unloaded their SCAR BAs and shredded him. Buckshot was all over our heads and we fired at the remington 1100 wielding thug and he took off. The bad guy with the colt jammed, but the wall behind him was breached and two mall security with FN FAPs (fullauto police) 10 guage semiautos hosed him. I took off after the shotgunner out the food court doors into the parking lot. I the doors around me shattered. Two neonazis in bdus were firing a ruger mini 14 and a aks74u at me. I withdrew a frag and threw it. They dove for cover, the grenade blowing up and launching the car in a flip that landed on and crushed one neonazi. The other one was up dual wielding the aks74 u and his partners mini 14. I tried getting up for a shot but two rounds hit near me, then another hit my scar and sent it flying. I saw a van and in the door was two bad guys with grizzly big bore 50 bmgs and leaers scopes. The guy I chased was now unloading with a fresh drum from the remington. I had my Special weaons .40 SMG out but it wasnt enough to counter snipe. Then two mall security snipers on the roof engaged the van with their 98 bravos and got in an extended fight. A pkm gunner opened up from an applebees roof across the lot. I threw smoke and tried to flank the enemy position. My partners were now out laying down cover. A roof team of mall security had set up a mortar and called a strike on the snipers, who were hit by HE and fried in the van. I rolled under a car and out, and fired the high quality secial weapons, but it jammed halfway through. Must be bad ammo. the wounded guy aimed his aks74 u at me but it clicked empty. i plled my collapsible katana out, flicked it open and using a ninjitsu spin sliced him to the ground. His friend with the remington popped out. i tried to draw my glocks but the roof snipers hit him in the chest downing him. A Mall security directorate chopper appeared, using the 20 mm vulcan cannon to engage the pkm gunner. He wa sshree\dded, and his partner jumped of the roof, breaking an ankle. He tried firing a smith model 10 as he ran but a bean bag from a mall security 870 tacpro took him down. We brought jhim in for interrogation. This just shows malls are not as safe as you think they are.
General Geoff
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Since when is carrying any firearm, about need? I carry a sub2000 in my laptop bag along with me almost every day, and I don't consider myself a mall ninja. Just better to have it than not have it. And I'm not inconvenienced by it at all.
Quoheleth
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I've gotta find a panda express around here that sells gun parts instead of egg rolls.
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I have just one question: How does gecko45 know WHAT the BGs are shooting at him with. He could just look after the fight, but I bet that he's so tacticool that he can see what's going on in the middle of a firefight. Did anyone else notice he never says what mall he's at?
Somebody needs to start posting as if he owns a store in that mall and how this crazy guy goes arounds blowing away shopliffters and how the weapons are all cheap junk. BTW, what's gecko45's body count?
Somebody needs to start posting as if he owns a store in that mall and how this crazy guy goes arounds blowing away shopliffters and how the weapons are all cheap junk. BTW, what's gecko45's body count?
Dwrice
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The scary thing is I know several of my fellow LEO who are guilty of many of these things!
mgregg85
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You might be a mall ninja if you have ever wished that magpul would come up with a tool to make it easier to put the magpul rubber magazine loops over the ranger floorplates on your pmag window mags.
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FIVETWOSEVEN
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Mounting a 37mm on a AR 15 isnt mall ninja, just seems like a fun toy.
How do you carry your Sub 2000? post a picture of it where it is carried.
How do you carry your Sub 2000? post a picture of it where it is carried.
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FIVETWOSEVEN
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Thats what I thought, and it looks like the video is mirrored.
bwsmith2850
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You know, the more I read of GeckkoFourtyFive's stuff I wonder if he is describing a video or D&D game. Either that or he's really into 'recreational pharmaceuticals.'
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FIVETWOSEVEN
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I think that the Geckko fourtyfive on facebook is someone that imitating him.
Keauxbi
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If you've ever asked the guy at the gun store if anyone makes all black ammo.
CHEVELLE427
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why would anyone WANT TOO
Tim the student
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I see it as good satire - (both the guy that would post, and the guy on facebook.) I think both are intended to be humorous.
Keauxbi
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It's like porn, you know it when you see it.:banghead:
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Oh man thats great.
CHEVELLE427
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this guy was on GB not too long ago and got reamed
Shadow 7D
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Well on a serious note, it's all ok, until it gets quoted by the not gun loving people as why X should be banned, or a new law passed, and it must be satire, because anything that, well yeah that gecko 45, I mean, this is the person you'd expect to either AD ( actually ND) himself or a friend. If I ever meet someone like that, and I've been around some who are close, I would run, not walk away,
You hang out in the gun store ALL the time, as in almost all day nearly every day of the week. You eat your lunch there, you walk behind the counter like you work there, you offer unsolicited opinions to customers talking with an actual salesperson about gun purchases, you make it a point to show every new customer your carry gun, and more. I actually know such a person. Nice enough guy, maybe more a gun store ninja than mall ninja.
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