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  1. FIVETWOSEVEN

    FIVETWOSEVEN Member

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    You believe body armor is a necessity for every day no matter what you do.

    come up with your own fun ones.
     
  2. Bliggida

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    You know you're a "Mall-Ninja" if...

    Every time you post, you rise in rank and service specialty...

    E.g.
    Post 1: ... I am a corporal in charge of security.
    Post 2: ... I am a Sergeant in charge of the fraternal order of FootLocker assassins.
    Post 3: ... I am a lieutenant in charge of the 101st Elite para-military Insertion Team who specializes in covert hostage retrieval in sector Charlie-One-Alfa.
     
  3. Z-Michigan

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    You believe that TAPCO products are used by US Navy SEALs.

    You buy pistol/shotgun ammo with names like "Fangface" and $2/rd price tags.

    You believe that off the rack inexpensive guns tested by a well known gun blog really get 0.5 MOA consistently.

    You believe that there is a meaningful difference in stopping power between 9mm and .40 S&W.

    You think that real operators obsess about gadgets and only train twice a year.

    You can't imagine owning a rifle that doesn't have a quadrail.
     
  4. FIVETWOSEVEN

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    you buy guns that you only know about through a video game and thats where all your knowledge comes from.
     
  5. Bliggida

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    Yikes, reminds me of the "Golden Gun", in 007 Golden Eye.
    N-64 I believe it was?
     
  6. erichtmobile

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    You tell all your friends that the hollow points you purchased for your plinkster are "man stoppers" that are illegal in most states
     
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    ...your closet is invisible due to all the clothes being different shades and types of camouflage.

    Damian
     
  8. N003k

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    ....the 'equipment' you wear to your bi-annual 'training' is worth more then three times the amount you paid for your car.
     
  9. FIVETWOSEVEN

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    that is correct, it was also in movies and the remake goldeneye.

    here is some info about the fictional gun http://www.imfdb.org/index.php?title=Golden_Gun
     
  10. kingmt

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    Why would you not have a quadrail?

    Just joking.

    My equipment is worth more then my car. My tool box is worth more then your car. What does that make me?
     
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    Key note it's the 'equipment' (Read tons of stuff you THINK you need but theres no chance in hell that anyone that doesn't live in a constantly raging warzone in the middle of a blizzard at night all year long will ever need) is worth more then three times the value of your car and its what you wear to your 'training' (read going to the middle of the desert, shooting hundreds of dollars in ammo, overheating yourself to the point of a heat-stroke, and still not even hitting a single target) :p

    If you meet the above, it makes you a mall ninja!
     
  13. Darkninja

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    Everything you own is BLACK.
     
  14. oneounceload

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    "Tactical" gets used in every other sentence
    You really believe you need a breacher end on your shotgun
     
  15. Grassman

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    Everything is "tacticool".
     
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    you've told your bull**** special-ops story so many times you've started to believe it yourself.
     
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    I don't know if that makes you a mall-ninja, it just means you like to color coordinate your gear. LOL
     
  18. rodensouth

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    If you cannot figure out how to conceal your drop-down thigh holster. That must be why they invented long black coats.
     
  19. FIVETWOSEVEN

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    would i be a mall ninja if thats one of the ways i've planned on open carrying? cause i like how its where my hand would be if i'm relaxed.
     
  20. rodensouth

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    Only if it's cold.:rolleyes:
     
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    Sorry, didn't catch the "open" part.
     
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    What's that thing about the mall ninja saying they chased the perp and a real cop saying they chased the bastard?
     
  23. Dimis

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    if you have a set of top of the line sights a holgraphic scope co-witnessed to the sights a red laser a green laser a mini reddot canted off the side of your tactical 12x56x60 scope and still cant hit your target

    if you have ever gotten tangled in your gear in the middle of the night because your "perimiter alarm" (read beagle started barking) went off in the middle of the night

    if you WONT buy a shotgun unless it comes with a breachers barrel and pistol grip or worse yet PGO

    if you spend all your money on cheap accessories from places like CTD to slap on a bottom of the barrel AR because you have to have a completly decked out rifle on your allowence wages

    if youve ever thought frank castle was cooooooool

    if you think rambo handled everything the right way

    if you double your body weight gearing up for the day

    if you think you can handle a terrorist situation all by yourself

    if you think your a member of an elite team that protects your local mall from counter spys and super soldiers

    if you own more ballistic plates than your equipment calls for

    if you own equipment that calls for ballistic plates (LEOs Military exemp of course)

    if you have tried to use all of said plates in said gear

    if you slap crappy walmart scopes on even crappier walmart rifles for your "sniper" setup

    if your serious about your tactical 22

    if you dress tacticool on a daily basis

    if you have ever worn a swat vest in public without a real reason

    for that matter if you ever wore any LBG in public without a real reason

    if you bought a Rambo survival knife for more than just a collectors piece

    if you have a backup backup backup backup gun on your person RIGHT NOW

    if you wont buy anything without it having a "tactical advantage"

    ok im done
     
  24. rodensouth

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    Dimis, you are funny. Did you have a list ready?
     
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    If you own a flashlight with a strike bezel
     
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