Help me come up with a good phrase for this photo.

[LegalAlien]

Doc said it best!!!

I read through the whole thread - there are some really good ones, but I think the 'come-to-Jesus talk' is the winner here.

OP can then make a nice poster out of it, and send a copy to our dear presumptious(sic) Democratic presidential nominee

 

[tpaw]

" You picked the wrong house sonny, now say nite nite to grandma, it's time for your dirt nap "

 

[Kentak]

I'm a nonbeliever and I still like the one about chatting about Jesus.

K

 

[Jdude]

The more I think about it, the more I think this is billboard material. "Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."
With the classic 'burglar' with the stupid cartoon eye mask sitting on the far side of the table (out of the range of grabbing.)
And below it "gun control only hurts gramma."

 

[win71]

“From my cold, wrinkled, gnarly, arthritic, hands !……….”

 

[sm]

Dearie, Grandma does not dial 911

 

[Eyesac]

"it's ok 'mam, I'm from 1926"

 

[CSA 357]

I Brought You In This World! And I Can Sure Take You Out!

 

[CSA 357]

Come On Boys I Think Them Dogs Is Treed!

 

[az_imuth]

Hey, Padre...remember the Alamo???

 

[Pigspitter]

Put "Touched by an Angle" back on or else this here trigger is gonna get touched.

 

[swingpress]

Doc gets the obvious win.

Runner up for me was "My, what big teeth you have, Grandma!"

 

[Dustinthewind]

Where's the beef?

 

[hksw]

I'm ready for your brownshirts Nagin.

 

[tinygnat219]

Yeah, the .38 SPL is an ok round, I guess. However, I always MUCH preferred the .357 long barrels.

Tax my Social Security Benefits? I don't think so!

YOU drink the Prune Juice sonny.

 

[LibShooter]

Here's one:

"I said we're going to the Cracker Barrell at 4:15... and DON'T be late!"

 

[sm]

How could we have forgotten the classic lines?


If momma ain't happy - ain't nobody happy!

Grandma's Kitchen - Grandma's Rules.

Get me a switch, and don't make have to go out and get a bigger one!

So if I check, behind your ears are really clean?

Which one of you used Grandma's Good Guest Towel in the bathroom to wipe them dirty hands?

Dearie, Grandma said you were not going to school dressed like that!

Sweetie, if Grannie checks that hemline with her "two finger rule", that hemline had better be just above the knee.


I'll make the 'tater salad for the potluck, but I best get a good write up in the local paper in the Society Section you understand!

 

[rainbowbob]

Grandma's Kitchen - Grandma's Rules.

Yes.

 

[Claude Clay]

i aint a violent person but ua should know that yous'a standing where i'm a gonna be shootin.

 

[maestro pistolero]

Your steak is too what?

 

[230RN]

Somehow, tinygnat219's sig line seemed to work with that picture:

"It's a mall ninja thing, you wouldn't understand."

It just tickled me.

Me go now. <skulks away in shame>

 

[Superpsy]

great picture! My vote is for Doc's chat about Jesus.

 

[pbearperry]

How bout"Yes Sonny,size does matter"?

 

[redraidermgr]

Somehow, tinygnat219's sig line seemed to work with that picture:
Quote:
"It's a mall ninja thing, you wouldn't understand."

it seems to me that most of tinygnats sigs would work with that picture especially the minute of bad guy one or the cop being too heavy:

"It's a mall ninja thing, you wouldn't understand."

"It doesn't need to be Minute of Angle, just Minute of Barn, or Minute of Bad Guy"

"Responsible for the 'Fun' in Fundamentalism"

"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy"

 

[Gairwyn]

I thought that this might work....
The fact that you have Replica written down the side of your gun....
and the fact that I have point 357 written on mine should precipitate your presence shrinking. Now... Bleep off!