Samurai Penguin
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Dateline: Early 2006
"Good evening, I'm Diane Perky for American News Network. A shocking story today: a protest at the State Capitol building by a group of radical gun nuts, aparrently upset about President Bush's decision to sign the most sweeping anti-gun legislation ever seen in America. Under the new laws, all guns must be stored at the nearest police station unless checked out by the legal, registered owner who must provide a retinal scan; DNA sample; blood, breath and urine samples and a psychological evaluation before the gun leaves police custody. The owner has two hours to return the weapon from the time of checkout. As provided under PATRIOT III, all fifty protestors were arrested. Executions will take place tomorrow.
"In other news, violent crime nationwide has risen 700%..."
"Dammit, Bob!! I can't believe this! Why did we vote for this maniac again??"
"Whaddaya mean? Hell, if that Kerry sumb-tch had gotten in, we wouldn't be able to have guns at all!"
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And so it continues...a once-proud, self-reliant, masterless nation now hanging by a thread. Not voting their conciences, or standing up for their principles...but just hoping whoever gets into the office of Chief Lord and Master won't butt-rape us as bad as the Other Guy.
If "They" were planning to pull the old divide-and-conquer routine, there must be an orgy of high-fives and back-slapping going on at World Domination HQ.
Oh, well...screw it. I've got my Reality TV and X-Box...what do I care?
"Good evening, I'm Diane Perky for American News Network. A shocking story today: a protest at the State Capitol building by a group of radical gun nuts, aparrently upset about President Bush's decision to sign the most sweeping anti-gun legislation ever seen in America. Under the new laws, all guns must be stored at the nearest police station unless checked out by the legal, registered owner who must provide a retinal scan; DNA sample; blood, breath and urine samples and a psychological evaluation before the gun leaves police custody. The owner has two hours to return the weapon from the time of checkout. As provided under PATRIOT III, all fifty protestors were arrested. Executions will take place tomorrow.
"In other news, violent crime nationwide has risen 700%..."
"Dammit, Bob!! I can't believe this! Why did we vote for this maniac again??"
"Whaddaya mean? Hell, if that Kerry sumb-tch had gotten in, we wouldn't be able to have guns at all!"
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And so it continues...a once-proud, self-reliant, masterless nation now hanging by a thread. Not voting their conciences, or standing up for their principles...but just hoping whoever gets into the office of Chief Lord and Master won't butt-rape us as bad as the Other Guy.
If "They" were planning to pull the old divide-and-conquer routine, there must be an orgy of high-fives and back-slapping going on at World Domination HQ.
Oh, well...screw it. I've got my Reality TV and X-Box...what do I care?