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  1. NinjaFeint

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    You might be a mall ninja if...this announcement changes your life

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggzSvhpS_TA&feature=player_embedded#

     
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  2. Shadow Man

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    Well no, I'm not a bit dog, my honor has not been insulted, and I really feel no need to carry on a verbal duel with anyone. As for why I took the time to read the thread and respond, it was because I had posted previously in here, back on page two (2) or three (3) and out of habit clicked on the "read last post" link because I saw that I had made imput here. I'm not going to stand in the way of your bit of fun as it were, so I'll politely take my ball and go home on this one.
     
  3. Casaba

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    I'm just kidding with ya. Heck, I could fit in maybe one or two of these as i'm sure most could. I just find it hilarious is all because I see these types every time I go into a gun store for longer than 2 minutes
     
  4. danez71

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    shadowman

    actually, I dont think listening to a police scanner is mall ninja at all. Its just staying informed.... like listening/watching the weather channel.

    And, no. I dont own either


    True story. My best friends dad was listening to the scanner one night. Friend was a victim of a mugging and was beaten pretty bad. Friends dad beat him to the hospital and the phone call from the police telling them to go to the hospital.

    BTW, he lived.
     
  5. AKElroy

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  6. coloradokevin

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    Okay, okay... I promise I wasn't trying to insult anyone with the police scanner part of the joke. Honestly, I think this is a great light-hearted thread that is somewhat related to guns (given the mall-ninja types that run in these circles). If I offended you with that statement, then I sincerely apologize.

    The thing is, I know of a number of wanna-be types who monitor scanners nearly constantly, simply because they want to pretend that they are cops, and think that they'll become cops by doing so. Admittedly, I know a few other folks who monitor scanners without any specific delusions of what it means for them, and clearly a number of folks on this site fall into that later category.

    There is nothing wrong with that! My dad had a police scanner when I was a kid, and I listened to it a lot while growing up. My grandfather is a retired cop, and listens to his scanner more than his television. Personally, I'm married to my radio for a ten-hour shift each day, and even though it is sitting a foot away from me as I type this, I have no desire to turn it on! Otherwise, I didn't mean to insult any of the rest of you :)


    To bring this back towards a gun-related mall-ninja bashing session:

    #15) You might be a mall ninja if you also strap a holster/gun to your dog before you take him out for a walk each evening.
     
  7. mcdonl

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    I am an engineer for an engine company that provides mutual aid to several towns. Having a scanner is very handy indeed! Many times you here the town put the call in to dispatch for MA, and I can get a good 2 minute jump on the call, which is enough time to put me behind the wheel of the apparatus.

    And, it can be entertaining :)

    My friend, there have been PLENTY of people on here who INTEND to hurt others feelings. Do not feel bad, you cannot control anyones feelings. They are the responsibility of the owner. :)
     
  8. Erik M

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    You think Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days, or any of the Resident Evil series are documenteries. Ive been to Illinois. Ive seen the crater where Raccoon City used to be >.>
     
  9. A-190

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    You read all the above lsited crap and
    1. DOnt think it applys to you
    2. Have gotten some good ideas from all the above listed crap
    3. See #1:cuss:
     
  10. stromhammer

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    You might be a mall ninja if you take Steven Seagal seriously.
     
  11. bikerdoc

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    You might be a mall ninja if you know all the dialogue to the movie Red Dawn
     
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    You open carry your gun at the gun show, with it unloaded and zip tied, even though you have absolutely no intension of buying anything for it.
     
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    You are an operator operating in places unknown using unknown aliases and classified weapons and gear.
     
  14. B yond

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    Dang.

    All these years I've been on here trash-talking mall ninjas and the tactically-obsessed with the rest of you...

    Now, thanks to this thread, I've realized that I'm a mall ninja. :uhoh:

    I guess I better go shopping for black spandex and some of those special booties that let you run up walls...
     
  15. Boba Fett

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    LOL...when you find some of those boots, let me know.


    I wonder if that's what this guy has :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk - perhaps the only true mall ninja?

    See 00:52 and 01:57 (he does an even better one)

    Here's the guy's website:
    http://www.originalxin.com/main.html

    He's apparently done a few commercials and a film. Who knows...maybe he'll be the next Jackie Chan or Tony Jaa?
     
  16. heron

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    That's pretty good stuff. If he made a movie, I'd watch it.
    Now he just needs to practice those moves while shooting!
     
  17. coloradokevin

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    That's not tacticool, it is just cool. If I could do that stuff by being a mall-ninja, I think I'd sign up ;)
     
  18. mustang_steve

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    Boba,

    That's no mall ninja, that's parkour which is a sport. Basically super-fit individuals with gymnastic skills do freestyle tricks using only their bodies. It's very fun to watch, go youtube parkour for many more examples.
     
  19. Boba Fett

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    lol yeah I know he isn't actually a Mall Ninja mustang. I was just joking that he was perhaps the only real mall ninja since he was doing some of his stunts at a mall.


    No disrespect to him at all...he has some amazing talent. Like I said...maybe he'll be the next Jackie Chan or Tony Jaa someday...
     
  20. shotgunsrfun

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    I think that video is the mall ninja ;)
     
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    If every 3rd round in your ar-22 is a tracer.
     
  22. Old Guy

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    Can not get a job in a Mall!

    My Son owns a Security Co, I work for him (not full time, I am an old Guy!)

    But we are not that good, we never ever got a single job in a Mall!
     
  23. Toaster

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    You might be a mall ninja if...
    You get kitted up in cammies, vest, and boots and sit on the couch, clutching an AR just to watch "Special Ops Mission" on the Military Channel. Extra points if you reply out loud to WhiskeyWhiskey every time he talks on his throat mic.
     
  24. mcdonl

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    you relax on the couch in the evening to read a Mack Bolan book with a camouflage snuggly from 5.11
     
  25. NMGonzo

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    You might be a mall ninja if you are looking for a holster for your shotgun
     
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