Ninja's; Attack!
I never laughed so hard.
Many is the time I've bought something Mil-spec but not to be a Rambo or a mall ninja. HONESTLY! No, really, ammo boxes and cold weather gear from cheaper than dirt are pretty darn useful in the frozen tundra of Vermont.
I am guilty of owning Shurikens, Katana, Wakazashi-sa, Tanto, and Bokken.
I own an extensive collection of First Person Shooters and every Bruce Lee movie, also, the holy grail of a Modern Ninja, a home-made pair of Nunchaku, even though they are NOT weapons of the true Ninjitsu arts...
I do not clutter my weapons with tons of useless crap.
I collect edged weapons for fun, not for delusions of Samurai.
I don't dress up to play soldier, at least, not anymore...
Yeah, I used to bb gun war as a kid and have paintballed/laser tagged with my kids... They actually have most of my militaria now... Their peers are soooo jealous
I know that laser is actually an acronym. You're not getting me to tell you, so go look it up yourself
I've been a special farces commando and a fully ranked Private Joker FNG for a long time, but I've never claimed to be anything I wasn't.
Which is what a true mall ninja does to dishonor himself and also the code of Bushido...
I have spoken. Ninjas; Vanish!