You know you're a mall ninja if....

[Nick5182]

You know, I never gave this thread much thought....until my brother asked me yesterday how I would CCW a CIA Draco AK pistol....needless to say, I was speechless...

 

[Gato Montés]

I just bought a pair of cheap camo pants as a knock around/hunting pant for when I'm up north.

Thing is, it's in MULTICAM...

Am I a mall ninja?

 

[pty101]

if you have a knife attachment for all of your handguns

 

[shibby]

...or any of your handguns...

 

[FuzzyBunny]

Oh no! I do wear 5.11s when working in the garden and doing home repairs (never ending job really). It is amazing the amount of stuff you can carry in all those pockets.

 

[pty101]

You might be a mall ninja if you think it is important to keep your katana in your BOB

 

[Airman193SOS]

... the word "Deagle" ever escapes your lips or is ever typed so it appears on your screen without even a hint of irony.

 

[Robson4506]

If you annoy me this badly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_7U_4AKCzM

(youtube kid trying to slam fire his ar-15 by running the action over several live rounds in intimidating fashion for the camera.)

 

[Robson4506]

Also if you've ever warped a barrel bump firing 200 round drums.








President of BARFYC
Ban airsoft reviews from youtube coalition.

 

[dovedescending]

From Gecko45's website:

Gecko:

...all of that pales in comparison to the biggest prblem with revolvers. It is easy for any PETA-trained skateboard riding ecotango to shut your revolver down in one felt swoop. All he (or she!) has to do is reach out and hold the cylinder - the round part that spins around - tightly. Just like that, the gun can't fire. We've done it many times in our training cycles and at least half the time it works. The last thing you want to have happen is to have some girl wrapping her hands around your cylinder so tight you can't make it go off...You can come on the internet ans say anything you want. 3 inches at 30 yards. Yeah right. That's minute of angle (1 inch at 10 yards is MOA). We have expertly modified assault rifles tat aren't that accurate.

The Other Guy:

gecko my mile is 10:34 and bench 265. MOA is a 100 yards. My Winchester model 70 can hit that and it was made in the 50s. As for the girl grabbing my cylinder, you're just jealous

 

[pty101]

Quote:
gecko my mile is 10:34 and bench 265. MOA is a 100 yards. My Winchester model 70 can hit that and it was made in the 50s. As for the girl grabbing my cylinder, you're just jealous

haha lamo

 

[FIVETWOSEVEN]

A thought that came to mind earlier today is a unofficial National holiday where you embrace your inner mall ninja. I'm thinking that the date should be the same date that Gecko45 started his infamous topic. I can't find the topic so someone else will have to find the date for me but what you do is you have to carry the biggest most "tactical" gun you have with the most attachments you can add to it and still carry it. Plus you have to carry as many magazines as you can. Got a MK 23? open carry it proudly!

 

[Boba Fett]

A thought that came to mind earlier today is a unofficial National holiday where you embrace your inner mall ninja. I'm thinking that the date should be the same date that Gecko45 started his infamous topic. I can't find the topic so someone else will have to find the date for me but what you do is you have to carry the biggest most "tactical" gun you have with the most attachments you can add to it and still carry it. Plus you have to carry as many magazines as you can. Got a MK 23? open carry it proudly!

His first post on Glock Talk was back on 7-17-2000.

His re-emergence on HK91 was 3-25-2001.

 

[FIVETWOSEVEN]

alright so we missed it by 6 days, maybe next year?

 

[DRZinn]

Got a MK 23? open carry it proudly!

How 'bout a Mk-19?

 

[paintballdude902]

your friends with geckko45 on facebook........ yup im guilty

 

[Ronsch]

That is funny...10.34 mile...My 14 year old son runs his 1 mile in 5.50. No kidding..that was his timed cross country mile run for his cross country team, and his track mile is a little over 6 minutes.

 

[dovedescending]

Oh lord, Geckko Fourtyfive is on Facebook... EVERYBODY FRIEND HIM

 

[shockwave]

Belonging to a militia could be a sign that you're a mall ninja:

The order of detention for Piatek offers specifics of what authorities seized, including "46 firearms (rifles, shotguns, and handguns) including an AK 47 and two 50 caliber rifles, in excess of 13,000 rounds of live ammunition, a crossbow, a sword, knives, smoke grenades, a signal light, military-like clothing, gear, equipment, and supplies, and CD's and DVD's regarding militia activities.

Shoot, that just sounds like my EDC.

 

[Tim the student]

Oh lord, Geckko Fourtyfive is on Facebook... EVERYBODY FRIEND HIM

I did that. I really hope he accepts my request. It will be amusement for days.

 

[devildog32713]

you know how to do a select slug drill in your sleep, I do,

 

[FIVETWOSEVEN]

i can't find him on Facebook, I need direct link.

and yes, mall ninja day is MK 19 ok.

 

[DRZinn]

yes, mall ninja day is MK 19 ok.

Need to convert my Nissan Frontier to a "technical"...

 

[paintballdude902]

i can't find him on Facebook, I need direct link.

"geckko fourtyfive"

 

[Harvey]

You pawned your grandfather's old 1911 to buy another gun that is black. Because obviously, nitwit, black haz ta' be better.