Funny, I figured a really concerned doc would ask me
1) If I wore my seat belt every time I drove
2) If I wore a helmet every time I went riding
3) If I fastened a condom every time I, er, went riding
4) If I kept pesticides and household chemicals and plastic bags within easy reach of kids
5) If I had a swimming pool or unusually large bathtub at home
6) If I had any neckties at home (don't you know little kids can strangle themselves with those dangerous neckties? some of us adults come damn near close to doing every day)
7) If I washed my hands before I picked my nose (diggin fer gold)
8) If I washed my hands after I picked my nose
9) If I stored my garden rake on the floor with the tines up
10) If I kept any sharp kitchen knives (we need more knife control)
11) If I kept any fatty foods in the fridge
...
before asking me if I had any guns in the house.