Mall ninjaish video!

[Eightball]

This video is for all who think that "tacti-cool" looking things and becoming the ultimate "mall ninja" would make you look cool in everyday life. That, and it's good for a few laughs. He's not exactly packing anything, but it's humerous nonetheless. Enjoy!

Mall Ninja in public

 

[VARifleman]

He's lucky that none of the other people were packing. Quite a few times it seems that those he startled in the video were in fear of their life...

 

[Cacique500]

He's DAMN lucky nobody was carrying...I would've had him on the ground at gunpoint...

 

[GunGoBoom]

nevertheless, some really really funny shizzle.

 

[SkunkApe]

That was really funny! And lighten up, you itchy-trigger-finger guys. You can't shoot a guys just because he startles you.

By the way, I recognized themusic. Its from The Last of the Mohicans movie soundtrack.

 

[CARRY'IN]

That was great, thanks!

 

[David N]

Strange.

 

[Greg L]

The biker was quite nice

(that's not puke, that's my tongue )

 

[mattw]

He's DAMN lucky nobody was carrying...I would've had him on the ground at gunpoint...

I call BS. Just because you see someone running around in a ninja suit doing cartwheels out of bushes doesn't mean you get to pretend like you are hard.

 

[Eightball]

Just because you see someone running around in a ninja suit doing cartwheels out of bushes

ROTF !

 

[The Drew]

No but if some moron in a black suit with a mask on jumps out of a tree in front of me and starts charging me... The amount of time that you have to decide that it is just a moron VS. a real threat make it almost impossible to distinguish....

I'd have at least drawn on the guy...

 

[Agent P]

I laughed so hard at that! Just what I needed, thanks!

 

[mattw]

I'd have at least drawn on the guy...

Don't draw unless you're going to fire. All CCWers should know that or you shouldn't have a liscense.

You should've noticed him in the tree before you got close and walked out of his way.

 

[GT]

yeah, the chick on the bike was the only one packing

G

 

[Taurus 66]

He's DAMN lucky nobody was carrying...I would've had him on the ground at gunpoint...

That is if he had been whipping around nunchakus or some other martial art weapon, right? I mean ... you aren't going to just have an unarmed man staring down the business end, are you?

 

[Cesiumsponge]

I'd have at least drawn on the guy...

Yeah, but he popped up right in front of you. If it was hostile intent, it'd be way too late and he'd have beaten you senseless with foam-covered practice nunchuku.

If someone was running towards you, you'd have to draw while the individual is still ~20 feet away minimum just to break even and have your gun ready to go and pointed by the time he is point blank with you. That's assuming you practiced extensively beforehand and don't fumble the motions when your fine motor skills are diminished in your body's fight-or-flight mode.


It was a hilarious vid, thanks for sharing

 

[BamBam-31]

I remember back in junior high, my cousin brought my sister and me to a Halloween haunted house. Knowing that I was there to get scared and startled, nevertheless, when the first guy wearing a Freddy mask popped out and yelled at me, I clocked him right in the nose. It was total reflex, and I felt really, really crappy about it immediately afterwards, but it really was complete reflex.

The same guy jumped out and tried to scare me again later, and when he saw it was me, he was the one that got scared and retreated back into his hidey-hole. Poor guy.

If this guy jumped out at me when I'm walking with my wife and newborn in public, I wouldn't be surprised if I took him down. Dunno if I'd pull a gun on him (assuming I'm packing), but a takedown is definitely not out of the question. Might be good footage, too.

 

[Estela216]

reminds me of something from realultimatepower.net or .com. What ever happened to that website with "ninjas that flip out and kill everyone?" I can't tell all of you how long I procrastinated in college on that website when I should have been researching online.

 

[roscoe]

You can't take this guy down - HE'S A NINJA!!!!

 

[P95loser]

two things...

1.whoever his cameraman was apparently decided the chick on the bike (or more specifically, her assimus maximus) was worth filming more than the ninja running around.

2. That guy actually did some cool stuff, his website sais he is a choreographer... wonder if any of it is practical or its just that movie style that looks pretty.

 

[GregGry]

1.whoever his cameraman was apparently decided the chick on the bike (or more specifically, her assimus maximus) was worth filming more than the ninja running around.

I was sort of not feeling the video, but then I saw that, and I liked the video a lot more. Only thing that could have been better is if that woman was packing heat

 

[english kanigit]

Only thing that could have been better is if that woman was packing heat...

Uhhh, my friend, you weren't paying attention. She was.


(I wonder what caliber it was...)

 

[GregGry]

Hehe your right... Now if only they made that in a "ccw" peice lol

 

[Daemon688]

Notice when he was walking behind that one couple, the guy with the stick turned around and confronted him and the "ninja" put up his hands. Thought it was funny when he was on the beach facing the other guy drinking the beer.

 

[Red Dragon]

I probably would have just decked him. I was a ninja once too

To borrow the perfectly fitting signature from the famous Skunkabilly

Ninja...vanish....