Mall ninjaish video!

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Very strange. If he wants to walk around in his ninja suit that's fine, but jumping out and scaring people could land him in a world of hurt.
 
I call BS. Just because you see someone running around in a ninja suit doing cartwheels out of bushes doesn't mean you get to pretend like you are hard.
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Call it what you want but I would've drawn on him. There's something 'not quite right' with a person that jumps out at you in a full 'ninja' suit.
 
Ninjas may be powerful, but only ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS have REAL ultimate power.
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Haha MATWEB! I have the HP-49G :uhoh: :eek:

I wonder how many people here are now suspicious of trees they walk by now that they've viewed this video.
 
That is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. You can't go around drawing your gun at anything that is "not right." You're going to get shot one day by someone who thinks that you are "not right" if you actually do crap like that.
 
by that time my vehicle would be in drive if i could get around the car infront of me and i had a clear escape route and as the person got closer i would either drive off or stay put as his intentions became clear. If driving away was not an option i would have drawn and been locked and loaded(making sure the weapon is not visible to him), ready to start firing through my side window (which would remain closed). Doors always locked windows always up, radio off, keep checking your mirrors incase of aditional threats from behind
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what if the above guy was dressed in black and had on a mask? :D
 
that doesn't make any sense.. you just quoted me from an entirely different situation, one in which the gun would not be visible to anyone.. not like i'm going to be walking in a park pointing a weapon at someone who is running around like an idiot
 
now mattw before you get pissed

think about the amount of time the people walking have to access the situation

I think that I would have drawn on him if put in that same situation

my 2cents
 
the guy is only running around like an idiot after he has passed the people before that they don't know what is going on or if he is running at them

remember we have the luxury of seeing this happen three or four times the people in the video are surprised and the guy is right on top of them

i'm just saying as funny as it is to see happening to someone else heaven help the guy if he does it to the wrong person
 
The ninja are strong in this city.

Btw, bullets are ineffective vs ninja. They are only vulnerable to hand-claws and throwing stars. Keep this in mind when determining your CCW loadout.
 
Taking bets - this moron is in California right?

People who represent a danger to themselves or others are commited to mental institutions. This guy may not be a danger to others but he definitely represents a danger to himself because some day some one is gonna clean his foolish clock.

This nut job belongs in the looney bin...
 
People who represent a danger to themselves or others are commited to mental institutions.
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This nut job belongs in the looney bin...
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this moron is in California right?
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I think that just about sums a lot of things up :p . Self-explanitory answer--anyone who voluntarily lives in PRK probably deserves the looney bin--unless they're THR members, in which case..... :uhoh: :scrutiny: :p.....I wouldn't trade places.
 
He is putting himself at risk, but just a little.

If you look close he makes no threatening movements, and avoids all physical contact with the other people.

Me? I think it is funny. I don't mind a little surrealism in my day.



Wife: So what did you do at the park?

Me: Watched a ninja cartwheel out of the bushes.

Wife: Ummm..ohhhhkaaaaaay.
 
he makes no threatening movements
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What? How about jumping out of the bushes, dressed in black, and running toward people with arm extended? That's not a little scary? And the martial arts dance in front of the fellow on the beach? Not scary, but that can't be taken as a threat?
 
And the martial arts dance in front of the fellow on the beach? Not scary, but that can't be taken as a threat?
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Quite frankly, if a dude in a ninja suit showed up on the beach in front of me and started dancing around, I'd probably laugh until my gut split open--that's the only threat I see :p .
 
Hilarious video. He did nothing threatening, not that sneaking up on people is a good idea though.

Besides, if it was a real ninja attacking (not just someone messing around) nobody here would've been able to deploy their CCW in time before being taken out. I mean, come on! A concealed pistol against a ninja? :neener:

:D

--meathammer
 
Besides, if it was a real ninja attacking (not just someone messing around) nobody here would've been able to deploy their CCW in time before being taken out. I mean, come on! A concealed pistol against a ninja?
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pirates>ninjas
 
I'm sorry, but ninja are way cooler than pirates, even cool pirates like Captain Jack Sparrow.

I wonder if people noticed the person holding the camera. Although, in a lot of the footage the victims are facing away from the camera, so I guess they wouldn't see it.

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