I'm drunk, but i made progress

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I have a shirt (it was a gift) that reads, "WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical kung fu powers." It has a picture of a stick figure in the crane kick stance from Karate Kid on it (not the real crane stance). I tried to explain to the gift-giver that I actually DO have mystical kung fu powers, but they attributed my explanation to the same reason they bought me the shirt :uhoh: That is completely irrelevant.

I've had many a drunken conversation about firearms. It's funny, even when intoxicated I can convince reasonable people that carrying a weapon has nothing to do with the trash that antis spew. Apparently my arguments are airtight. I also don't carry while drinking - NOT because I can't control myself or can't think rationally (insert standard stupid argument about mental abilities here) but because I'm afraid that if I have to use the weapon, I'll go to jail even if I am completely in the right. Maybe I don't let myself get as drunk as most people, I dunno.

I locked up my Kimber before I left the house tonight because I knew that I might have a few. Turns out that joey's half a fifth is about 1/4 of what I had. Yay - alcoholism from two branches of the family converged on me and gave me high tolerance :uhoh: Typing is no problem, speaking is no problem (just had a conversation with a lady friend that had no idea I'd been drinking), and thinking straight is no problem. I completely understand where Joey is coming from...I've been there a couple of times :)
 
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