We still need to get the Minion photo with you and PvtPyle grinning at the camera, with "did I do that?" expressions on their faces, while us redshirts are sprawled out on the ground like the expendable extras we are.
Why not? You ever see Kirk shed a tear over his redshirts? What kind of overlords are you guys?
By far, everyone agreed that the most unpleasant gun there was not the S&W 500, nor my .44 Mag, nor the Desert Eagle, nor even the light fifty rifles, but my 642 snubby.
That was, of course, with the Buffalo Bore ammo. Everyone who tried it understands why I don't carry that round anymore. It's just too much for that lightweight little gun!
The bestest part of the shoot was when I tried to show off. While being filmed with my camera, I did a speed-relaod with my FAL, and rapid-fired the second magazine. I was then going to transition to my sidearm, fire all six shots, then pull my snubby, firing five more.
Unfortunately, as I let the FAL fall in its sling and drew the revolver, I managed to get four clicks before I realized that I'd forgotten to relaod. D'oh! Hoisted by my own petard, I was. That's what I get for showing off.