cracked butt
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Gotta go with Oleg on this one. Whether a daughter desides to have sex or not does not depend on how much you intimidate her dates.
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Gotta go with Oleg on this one. Whether a daughter desides to have sex or not does not depend on how much you intimidate her dates.
M-Rex
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...and the age of consent.
Detritus
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Don't feel bad, when i was in HS i KNOW i was, b/c i was told that exact thing by the girl as a reason for the breakup. she did wind up being one of my two best friends right up untill i moved out of state.
will say that the ONLY time i have EVER regreted that portion of my 15-18 year old personality was when i found out well after the fact (aprox. 3 years) that another close female friend had wanted a closer relationship, ie date and see where it went from there. but i was intimidated by her, i was a shy, fat, geek, she was popular and had a "reputation" (no truth behind that, i found out btw, but she'd cultivated it same as some guys do) :banghead: but that story doesn't really belong here.....
as for the "i have a gun and a shovel....." speech i never heard it directed t me, though that's probably due to having by pure chance dated mostly girls with dead or absentee fathers.
bigun15
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I think I just made a new THR friend. We have 4 things in common.
Wasz
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My GF's father is a shooter and used to load his own .357. He has an old Ruger security six and was jealous when I got a GP 100 in June. Im still trying to get him to start loading for me. My thought was always in a daughter based situation (should there ever be one) I would meet the kid at the door, and toss him a single round. Hed look at it and look at me. "Nice catch kid, screw up with my daughter and the next one will be coming at you a lot faster." I think that would pretty much set things straight from the word go.
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I don't like this one Oleg. It suggests that firearm owners espouse using deadly force, or threat of same outside of the force continuum. The liberals would love to portray us as radical hotheads and this photo statement would seem to support their desire. Even if you don't plan on publishing this photo on your site, it has been made available to the public here.
Mongo the Mutterer
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Oleg, love your stuff, but I have to agree with this one...
On a
note. Our 15 yr old's boyfriend came into the my office one day and acted kind of strangely... looking over my shoulder at something... I ignored it, he left, and I turned around to see the silhouette target I had laid on my recliner. I always use most of the target, not just COM, and this one had the nad area completely blown away...
Guess his thought was
He's gone now, was a wimp anyway...
280PLUS
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I've got a 14 YO daughter who has "blossomed" in the last year or so. Suddenly boys are sniffing around. I know what they're sniffing for too. I was a teenage boy once. I remember the thing that one dad said to me that really worked. "I don't care what else you do but if you get her PREGNANT I'll kill you." I'm waiting to try that line myself someday soon. 
mbs357
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Sweet, let's get together to play with guns, play games, and cry about not having a social life. =D
I was almost eaten by a Klingon once. If I was older I would have broken his neck. By the way, what's the best round for a Klingon? They're right tough.
This is a common question when people are "debating" calibers. "There's an angry Klingon 21 feet away holding a bat'leth. You can have one round of 9mm or .45 ACP. Which do you choose?"
This assumes that it's not Worf though. My sister could beat him up.
mbs357
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.45!
Shirley:
Well...ok.
*sits in corner and cries*
Shirley:
Well...ok.
*sits in corner and cries*
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I know the feeling...
Detritus, mbs357, bigun15: I know that line rather well, heard from all of my ex's every time (I've only had three). Funny how they pass us by and go to the "bad" boy but then come to us for stability....Oh well.....I have to share this one though: My first girlfriend invited me to meet her parents (I was 16) and when I walked in her father had his guns laid out with ammunition for each gun. He was in the process of taking apart and cleaning his Remington 11-87. He couldn't seem to remove the trigger assembly to clean it. He was trying to remove it improperly. Just as I was going to ask about the guns, he says to me "Boy, you do see what I'm holding?" I said "Yes sir I do, and you're removing that trigger assembly wrong. You have to push up on the rear of it and slide it rearward to get it out of the reciever." He just looked at me like . Needless to sat we sat and talked about guns and everything to go with them for half an hour until my girlfriend asked me to walk with her down to the local store (about a mile away). He just looks at me and says "Go ahead boy, it's alright, you seem to know how to handle guns safely, so I think you can handle yourself and anything that comes your way." I was pretty thrilled, but he was a little freaked out to know that I could disassemble a gun and put it back together the way I did. Never bothered me again....
Detritus, mbs357, bigun15: I know that line rather well, heard from all of my ex's every time (I've only had three). Funny how they pass us by and go to the "bad" boy but then come to us for stability....Oh well.....I have to share this one though: My first girlfriend invited me to meet her parents (I was 16) and when I walked in her father had his guns laid out with ammunition for each gun. He was in the process of taking apart and cleaning his Remington 11-87. He couldn't seem to remove the trigger assembly to clean it. He was trying to remove it improperly. Just as I was going to ask about the guns, he says to me "Boy, you do see what I'm holding?" I said "Yes sir I do, and you're removing that trigger assembly wrong. You have to push up on the rear of it and slide it rearward to get it out of the reciever." He just looked at me like
. Needless to sat we sat and talked about guns and everything to go with them for half an hour until my girlfriend asked me to walk with her down to the local store (about a mile away). He just looks at me and says "Go ahead boy, it's alright, you seem to know how to handle guns safely, so I think you can handle yourself and anything that comes your way." I was pretty thrilled, but he was a little freaked out to know that I could disassemble a gun and put it back together the way I did. Never bothered me again.... Beeing from Europe and all that, I will try not to offend any of you. But this father protecting his daughters stuff, looks to me as it has evolved to some sort of ritual. I seriously hope you dont plan to realy shoot some poor 16 year old boy form beeing what you once was yourself.
warth0g
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All I know is my little girlfriend didn't get pregnant so I never had to find out if he really meant it. Fair warning was enough in my case...
one-shot-one
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Most if not all
of the gun talk here is with tongue in cheek.
However I like a couple of others have mentioned would have no problem inflecting serious bodily injury to any kid old enough to mistreat my daughter.
of the gun talk here is with tongue in cheek.
However I like a couple of others have mentioned would have no problem inflecting serious bodily injury to any kid old enough to mistreat my daughter.
Gordon Fink
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It’s not really about guns or teenage sex at all. It’s about parents wanting to protect their children. I’m not one to make threats, but anyone who harms my daughter will suffer the consequences, if I have anything to say about it. It’s as simple as that.
And I wouldn’t worry too much about Oleg’s poster. The father pictured isn’t a typical gun owner. He is obviously one of the special people who can be trusted with firearms.
~G. Fink
And I wouldn’t worry too much about Oleg’s poster. The father pictured isn’t a typical gun owner. He is obviously one of the special people who can be trusted with firearms.
~G. Fink
benEzra
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My daughter will be her own person. I want her to make wise choices, but I think the best way to do that is to help her to be confident in herself starting out young.
She's four at the moment, but when she's old enough to date, my wife and I have thought about taking the prospective suitor to the range with our daughter and letting him see us shoot as a family, especially seeing our daughter being supremely competent at a stereotypically "male" skill. Not to intimidate him at all, but to make him realize that our daughter is a COMPETENT AND INTELLIGENT woman, and if he wants to be part of our family, he'd better treat her with the respect and human dignity she deserves. In every area. I'm not going to do the "scary dad" routine, but her boyfriends will know that we are ALL competent in a lot of areas and that he'd better measure up.
I dated a young woman in high school whose father was a licensed pilot. He took me up in a Cessna 172 one time (he and I in the front, my girlfriend in the back) because he wanted to evaluate me in an unfamiliar situation, AND I think because he wanted me to see that he and his daughter were competent and intelligent people. I appreciated that and really enjoyed the flight (we even found my house from the air and circled it until my sister saw us and waved).
My father-in-law (truck driver from Massachusetts) did the "mean ornery dad" routine with some of my wife's dates (holding a meat cleaver), but I think it was mostly a joke--he enjoyed the reaction it got. He didn't do that with me, and I've always had a very good relationship with her parents.
She's four at the moment, but when she's old enough to date, my wife and I have thought about taking the prospective suitor to the range with our daughter and letting him see us shoot as a family, especially seeing our daughter being supremely competent at a stereotypically "male" skill. Not to intimidate him at all, but to make him realize that our daughter is a COMPETENT AND INTELLIGENT woman, and if he wants to be part of our family, he'd better treat her with the respect and human dignity she deserves. In every area. I'm not going to do the "scary dad" routine, but her boyfriends will know that we are ALL competent in a lot of areas and that he'd better measure up.
I dated a young woman in high school whose father was a licensed pilot. He took me up in a Cessna 172 one time (he and I in the front, my girlfriend in the back) because he wanted to evaluate me in an unfamiliar situation, AND I think because he wanted me to see that he and his daughter were competent and intelligent people. I appreciated that and really enjoyed the flight (we even found my house from the air and circled it until my sister saw us and waved).
My father-in-law (truck driver from Massachusetts) did the "mean ornery dad" routine with some of my wife's dates (holding a meat cleaver), but I think it was mostly a joke--he enjoyed the reaction it got. He didn't do that with me, and I've always had a very good relationship with her parents.
thorn726
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Funny
ok glad to see it's a joke.
i've been around a few such fathers- and some who were the total opposite
HA- there was my first girlfriend, a real piece or work, her dad was not so great either, anyway-
*************
Dad bangs on her bedroom door- says "get over here!"
pulls out an old flintlock and points it at me- "you touched my daughter!"
"BANG"
AAAAAAAAAAhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
man that thing was loud, aimed right at my you know whats. (yes, a blank)
we all laughed pretty hard, he went back to be with his wife, me and girl shut the door and went back to business.
the pill and a test folks, do that and you got no worries.
ok glad to see it's a joke.
i've been around a few such fathers- and some who were the total opposite
HA- there was my first girlfriend, a real piece or work, her dad was not so great either, anyway-
*************
Dad bangs on her bedroom door- says "get over here!"
pulls out an old flintlock and points it at me- "you touched my daughter!"
"BANG"
AAAAAAAAAAhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
man that thing was loud, aimed right at my you know whats. (yes, a blank)
we all laughed pretty hard, he went back to be with his wife, me and girl shut the door and went back to business.
the pill and a test folks, do that and you got no worries.
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Jet22
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A buddy of mine married the daughter of a guy with a large gun collection (no brothers). Even thought he lives an hour and a half away from the guy he's over there sucking up as often as possible (goose hunting a week ago). He pictures all those guns in his safe in the near future. Lucky s**t!!
I should have checked my wife's dad's gun collection before I married her!!! :banghead:
As far as my daughters go, they can all shoot better than their husbands can. They all started shooting before they could walk!!
I should have checked my wife's dad's gun collection before I married her!!! :banghead:
As far as my daughters go, they can all shoot better than their husbands can. They all started shooting before they could walk!!
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